Porn on the Fourth of July

This has nothing whatsoever to do with the Oliver Stone movie with the (nearly) identical title, in case anyone thought it was some kind of X rated version of it. (What kind of flick would that be, anyway? A disabled war veteran tries to resume a normal sex life? Anyway...) This has got two great scenes, one of which is arguably an all timer. Peter North is a gynecologist whose wife, Brittany Price, suspects him of being unfaithful. He proves to her that she's the only girl for him with an amazing sex session that climaxes (literally) with one of his all time best "pop shots", unloading an Old Faithful-like geyser onto her prodigious mammaries that had me hit hitting the rewind button 50 times. Remarkable. Then there's Blake Palmer as an intern who Rachel Ryan mistakes for a doctor. She wants a breast examination, and does she ever get one. Boy howdy! Palmer was going bald and getting fat by this time, but manages to deliver the goods here. Tracey Adams is also on hand for a "meh" lesbian scene. She's done a lot of better ones, but she's so beautiful and her body is so exquisite, there's plenty of worse things I could be watching.

A hack among hacks "Gordon Vandermeer" perpetrated this loser, an unfunny, stillborn movie about a medical clinic where breast exams are performed. Dumb title was merely slapped on thie mess.

The director yelling "And...Action!" a couple of times during the final scene is the only hint a professional movie is being made, maybe semi-professional since his voice is left in the final print. Big breasts galore are the movie's selling point, but the mechanical sex is totally boring, and improvised dialog has the cast constantly losing their way. Gordon often has a static camera shot way far away from the action -he's not even competent shooting good ole porn.

Wasted are mega-busty Brittany who places both Cindy and Alice based on not remembering her character's name. Tracey Adams is embarrassing, playing a gynecologist who apparently pretends to be a patient so she can seduce a real patient (Kimberly Kane, not the famous one but a busty actress using that name over a decade before the "real" KK started) in the waiting room.

Even an old pro Randy West is at a loss for words in his scene humping his wife Charli -after his money shot he starts improvising gibberish and she's so confused she stares at the camera seeking assistance at the end.

Definitely one of the clumsiest so called movies even by porn standards. It's high ratings by IMDb users speaks volumes concerning their mindless approach to porn.