Tequila Body Shots

Joey (or now Joesph) Lawrence has been (desperately) looking for a comeback movie, but if he keeps making movies like this no one is going to give him a shot. It may look a little better than most low budget horror flicks, but the story is awkardly set up and can be hard to follow at times. I think the film had the right idea; supernatural horror mixed with lush romance and a dash of spice, but the mythology comes off as silly and since this plays such a big role in the film, it ruins the rest.

OK this movie is comming to DVD on Sep. 25th 2001! I can't wait till that date! This movie is really funny at times and just plain old silly. It's a start for the really talented Joey Lawrence(Johnny Orpheus). It's a not stop party atmosphere and it's get better as the silly plot goes on. The real snand out in this movie is Nathan Anderson(Paul). He is so funny and his other buddy Josh Marchette(Al) has some funny lines also. If you do pick this video up it's a great rent and to own. I really loved it and also Tony Shuy who directed it has a real future in movies if he wants too. The plot is just about 3 guys and 3 women who are invited to the party of the century in Mexico and Johnny takes a tequila body shot and all of a sudden he can see andknow what women want(In there minds). It's pretty coiol and all Johhny want's is a pretty girl named Dru Mouser(Tamlyn), who has the same gifts. The suppoting cast is fresh and funny and sexy! So just pick up this great film that has parties and girls and just plain old fashion fun! It's a weird movie but I liked it. Out of 4 stars I give it 3 1/2. Buy it.

This movie is by far the worst movie ever made. It's scary that someone looked at this script and said "Hey, this looks like a good movie to have on my resume." It's sad that some company put forth money for the production of this movie as well. This movie is so horrible, it made me vomit. Anyone who thought this was a genuinely good movie is a complete idiot. This is one of those movies that you rent because you want a good movie to make fun of with your friends. That is about all it is good for. Terrible acting, terrible story, terrible setting, terrible everything. If i could give this movie 2 thumbs down, I would, but I don't want to waste energy in turning my hand over and extending my thumb on a movie so utterly disgusting. Joey Lawrence has to be the worst actor I've ever seen. That is all I have to say.

Now, this goes out to all those people who have given this film a bad review, come-one, it's not that bad! sure the script is weird and a little confusing but there are a lot more worse films out there. And i don't see why everyone is being so mean to Joey Lawrence, because in fact he's the best bloody thing in the whole god damn film. And come-one, he does look sexy when he gives that girl a body shot!! the film starts off being quite simple Johnny a shy film student gets an invitation from people he doesn't even know to a Halloween party in Mexico. sounds simple enough. but the night before he meets a beautiful girl Tamblyn, who seems to be haunted by a guy called Hector. As Johnny travels up to Mexico he's friends become very ill and stop at a stank house in look of aid, when they come across a old man claiming to be a doctor, he gives all of them some tequila. the two friends instantly feel better, and Johnny is hesitant, but he does in the end drink it and it allows him to read the mind of women. So this helps him find out whats going on with Tamlyn, so long story short Johnny ends up actually going into hell (that scene is actually quite funny!) And saves the day blah blah blah. so anyways i liked this film and i don't really care if you disagree!! he-he! Love ya B*****

While "Tequila Body Shots" ranks in my personal top five worst movies ever made, it is definitely memorable. A film so wretched Jim Varney would have winced, it raises the question "who gave this tripe the greenlight?" That being said, it was impossible for me to turn away. I caught the movie inadvertently on cable and could do nothing but follow it through to its bitter end. The effects, the acting, the final denouement involving the movie's namesake all coalesce to make a cinematic masterpiece in shame. Joey Lawrence has grown up, and after doing that movie should have thrown up. Worth watching just to realize that every other movie you thought was bad actually wasn't THAT bad.