Never Say Never

James Bond is an obvious candidate for adult film makers to spoof. This film tries hard but fails to deliver really exciting sex or many laughs. Based on the adventures of Barbara Bond and her run in with an Arab terrorist group, the women are not particularly attractive and the film shows it's lack of budget. There are one or two decent scenes but overall, this is one to avoid. Sharon Kane appears here after major surgery and is almost unrecognisable.

Dialogue frequently mentions Kylie Ireland's sister Jane Bond, but this follow-up to a typical spy spoof has her playing Barbara Bond, no less striking a porn heroine.

She goes up against an arch-villain essayed by Jon Dough, the character name Dr. Never even better than Fleming's original concoction Dr. No. But Dough plays it flatly, robbing the show of the intended humor.

Far better is Sharon Kane, throwing herself into the role of Pussy Plenty, while Tom Byron and Peter North walk through in turbans as Middle Eastern bad/good guys. Not much thought went into making this video, but Kylie's skills make it a worthwhile peek at the early days of Sin City Entertainment, that underrated studio that is no more.