Emmanuelle in Space

Okay, the only reason I watched this movie is because Krista Allen is in it. Since I admit to watching Days of our lives... I know her as Billie. Oh sure, perhaps there will be a reason to watch this movie.. that would be the soft porn area. They seem to exel at that. And little else. I would hope anyone renting/buying this movie rented it only for the sex scene's. Because if they bought/rented it for anything else, say quality tv, they may die of a heart attack. This movie involves little imagination whatsoever. While I do have a good laugh at it's stupidity, and perhaps I'll buy it myself, I am but a fool. Rent before you buy on this one. 2 out of 10. (note I have yet to give a movie a 1 star. the sensual scene's alone gave itself and up from a 1. if they hadn't a straight 1 in the pot and I want a refund if it hadn't.)

Very low level softporn, although Krista Allen is hot. The erotic scenes are brief and hasty, poorly made. Also, irritating shots of a spaceship control panel manned by wierd operators, frequently interrupt the already patchy erotic scenes. What is the point of this????

Soft Core Porn goes Star Trek. Idiots being phased down onto Earth just to find people having sex. Then those people will have sex with the Earth people and MORE people will be phased down and they'll just have one big Battlestar Galactica orgy. Wow...I'm hot and bothered just thinking about it.

I just have to comment on this movie because I gave it a 4 rating, and in my opinion that's pretty high for a softporn smut movie. The actual plot is kind of hokey (who would expect otherwise) but Hafron is so incredibly funny, and he delivers everything in a cyborgish voice so it's easy for him. Whoever wrote the script had some wit definitely! I must have laughed out loud ten times, and that's not a reason anyone would pick up this movie. The only softporn movie I've seen which had any merit other than beautiful women (and believe me, Emmanuelle is drop dead gorgeous...just look at the cover!)

Any movie that can entertain me considering how poor the plot was and how bad the acting is, also considering the movie wasn't made to artistically entertain, so to speak, it gets at least a four in my book. I mean, who wouldn't watch this before Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?

If you were disappointed with the bad editing job in First Contact, then you'll love this one. Show's a hell of alot more Krista Allen than you can possibly take in.

Now of course, anyone expecting a plot out of this movie is gonna die of shock.

But to enjoy this film you have to be 1. love this sort of film 2. really want to see Krista Allen very nude and 3. Ignore the fact that she'd rather have this part of her life buried. Which I can understand, but you've got to learn to live with your mistakes. (off subject a little, why Tori Amos doesn't want her Y Kant Tori Read album out is beyond me. Sure it was bad times, but I wouldn't want my past to rule me.) This is of course the unrated DVD version.

5/10

Quality 2/10 Entertainment: 9/10 Replayable: 40/10 ;)