Joel Lawrence
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Trust Ron Jeremy to make the crummiest time-travel movie ever (and that includes future productions -we're talking time-travel here). With an asinine script by Bill Eagle/Milling, he insults the viewer no end.
Joel Lawrence stars, using a pseudonym "Max Stryde" as an overage high school student watching porn and falling asleep (so as to let us know that the rest of the movie is likely a dream, the usual copout).
He's visited by classmate Renee Foxxe who like Joel is worried about the upcoming final exam in their sex ed class. Joel claims if he flunks it he won't get into Harvard, and would have to settle for crappy Princeton. Oh how these pornographers mock everything, funny or not.
Wayne Summers pops up in a puff of smoke and the show turns into a lame Dr. Who spoof -he's traveling through time in an American-style telephone booth, hence the lousy video title.
He materializes their teacher, Sharon Mitchell and she has sex with Summers while the students watch, warning them they better study hard for the final. The final straw to make this crap unwatchable - Wayne plays the movie wearing a ridiculous Elvis impersonator wig and silver outfit saluting the King.
Wayne crams Joel and Renee into the phone booth with him (difficult since Renee is one of the tallest porn actresses available) and they time travel quite randomly to see famous people f*ck. It's even dumber than one would expect.
How about casting Madison as Cleopatra (nice eye makeup) about to commit suicide, but Wayne saves her by materializiing Socrates (huh??) in the form of Don Fernando, for a threesome with her sexy handmaiden Robin Lee. Awfully pointless.
Worse than that is a visit to fictional characters Romeo (T. T Boy) and Juliet (Heather Lere); then Hans Mueller as Freud with Cara Lott as a patient.
At the final exams, Sharon Mitchell holds them on stage for the class to watch, and it's just a live sex show by Joel & Renee and the transported "historical" folk. Like Joel, I tended to fall asleep during the endless XXX filler to follow.
Dr. Who has gone through so many reboots over the years, even a current Disney one, but I was saddened to watch the likes of Ron Jeremy mess with it. Ugh!
Joel Lawrence stars, using a pseudonym "Max Stryde" as an overage high school student watching porn and falling asleep (so as to let us know that the rest of the movie is likely a dream, the usual copout).
He's visited by classmate Renee Foxxe who like Joel is worried about the upcoming final exam in their sex ed class. Joel claims if he flunks it he won't get into Harvard, and would have to settle for crappy Princeton. Oh how these pornographers mock everything, funny or not.
Wayne Summers pops up in a puff of smoke and the show turns into a lame Dr. Who spoof -he's traveling through time in an American-style telephone booth, hence the lousy video title.
He materializes their teacher, Sharon Mitchell and she has sex with Summers while the students watch, warning them they better study hard for the final. The final straw to make this crap unwatchable - Wayne plays the movie wearing a ridiculous Elvis impersonator wig and silver outfit saluting the King.
Wayne crams Joel and Renee into the phone booth with him (difficult since Renee is one of the tallest porn actresses available) and they time travel quite randomly to see famous people f*ck. It's even dumber than one would expect.
How about casting Madison as Cleopatra (nice eye makeup) about to commit suicide, but Wayne saves her by materializiing Socrates (huh??) in the form of Don Fernando, for a threesome with her sexy handmaiden Robin Lee. Awfully pointless.
Worse than that is a visit to fictional characters Romeo (T. T Boy) and Juliet (Heather Lere); then Hans Mueller as Freud with Cara Lott as a patient.
At the final exams, Sharon Mitchell holds them on stage for the class to watch, and it's just a live sex show by Joel & Renee and the transported "historical" folk. Like Joel, I tended to fall asleep during the endless XXX filler to follow.
Dr. Who has gone through so many reboots over the years, even a current Disney one, but I was saddened to watch the likes of Ron Jeremy mess with it. Ugh!
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