Flesh for Fantasy

Hershel, a nerd who keeps screwing off on the job by playing computer games is called into his boss beth's (played by Lisa Ann) office to be reprimanded when he spies a mystical box in her office. Later that night, the aforementioned box sends Beth into a fantasy land and it's up to dweeby Hershel along with a fabled knight to save her in this lighthearted hardcore porn romp.

Jonathan Morgan as Hershel is way over-the-top here and hampered my enjoyment somewhat. Not saying that the rest of the film is any great shakes either (the movie actually rips off monty python skits word for word late in the running time) Lisa Ann is one of the (almost) saving graces in the movie, but it's for naught as she's in the film fairly sparsely. (her parts are mostly towards the beginning and end) I can't really bring myself to recommend this movie. 5 sex scenes, but none of them particularly arousing.

My Grade: D

Comedy experts Jace Rocker, Jim Enright and Jonathan Morgan, known for classics like "Haunted Nights" and "Western Nights", made this minor but quite entertaining fantasy which takes us back to England in the Eleventh Century. Morgan works for mean boss Lisa Ann (billed as "introducing", her first big role) and both of them are transported by the magic of wizard Tom Byron. Morgan's constant goofing off at work to play videogames of the Dungeons and Dragons genre pays off as he finds himself in a similar fantasy, out to save damsel in distress Lisa.

Rocker's script has fun with silly jokes and non-stop pop culture references, balanced against the cheap castle and dungeon sets and more importantly a hot femme cast. Young Lisa Ann has fine screen presence though she's easily outshone by the terrific Ariana, sultry witch working with Byron. Kiss and Rebecca Bardoux make for a couple of sexy blonde pub girls, as Morgan does schtick constantly. Unlike a mainstream major film (unless it's one of those awful Pauly Shore vehicles of old), the comical Morgan even gets the girl in the final reel.