Tell, Teach and Show

Designed to kill off an hour, TELL, TEACH & SHOW is a pointless sex exercise in which the cast tries to entertain but is left without writing or directorial support. Forgettable junk.

A mismatched pair of girls named Laverne & Shirley (pinpointing the film's production era) volunteer to work as nurses at the local hospital as part of a p.r. gimmick. Their horny neighbor boys decide to pull a prank and disguise themselves as patients to "surprise" the girls, who have been high-hatting them.

That thin plot outline is the meager skeleton on which a feature film is hung. Anonymous filmmakers clearly don't care, and various sex scenes featuring well-hung guys and adequate females are all you get.

Vanessa Del Rio guests as a nymphomaniacal patient who naturally seduces the doctor and then participates in a very cornball orgy. I liked Crystal Sync as the plain-jane head nurse in the midst of the pointless antics, but the emphasis is on pointlessness.

One of the reasons the cast list in IMDb is skimpy is because they didn't go for marquee glitter when casting. Shirley is tall and thin while Laverne is busty; one boy is anorexic and more suitable for an Abel Ferrara drugs epic while the other guy is a black dude with sizable package. Even the milquetoast p.r. guy is a big-dick qualifier, so it's obvious what the casting call ad placed in Back Stage stipulated.