Heart to Heart

That porn team of Cash Markman and Scotty Fox strike out again (for the hundredth time?) with this stillborn comedy about a bickering married couple who pose as sweet on their radio talk show. Artificial acting, mechanical sex and Cash's brand of stupid dialogue make it unwatchable. I should know, after trying to sit through literally hundreds (at random) of Cash videos.

Most of them come listed in IMDb with a self-serving "Trivia" item of zero value. This time, it's misleading (as is the Plot summary), as the two lead roles are characters named Veronica Heart and Brenton Heart, not Veronica Willing and Brenton Willing. And of course Veronica Heart is a reference to porn's all-time greatest actress Veronica Hart. So the complaint about changing the title is erroneous (at best, Cash's script was probably changed before shooting).

Shenanigans on the set and behind the scenes are boring, but not as boring as the endless, stilted dialogue. Beauties like Danielle Rogers and Sunny McKay are wasted here. One would have thought that Howard Stern would be prime bait for satire, not this fictional and boring couple.