Sorority House Vampires

Who ever produced this piece of crap was obviously just wanting to get their hands on the hot girl's TA-TA's. Who could blame him, she is hot as hell. While she was a good choice for the screaming booby chic, the rest of the film left me wondering how many people did it take to make this flick. The sound sucks, the camera work is not that bad but when that's the only good comment about a movie it has to leave you wondering. What's up with the 3-D sections in the film? Why did they not include the glasses with the overpriced version of "The attack of the killer tomatoes". Oops! I apologize to the producers of "The attack of the killer tomatoes". Their movie, at least, was able to get some recognition. I should have been in this movie so that I could say that this is the worst film ever produced. Who did produce this film? Some nobody I guess.

The Plot had Less depth than a gold fish bow. A trained monkey could have more vision and art direction. Some one should stop this guy from making movies... This man has to be on the FBI's "priority watch" list(s)...the girls WERE hot though...

This movie is so bad that it would stand with the likes of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and other schlock epics. If you like good movies, then stay away from this one. But if you like your movies extra cheesy with a high count of boobies, then this is the one. Highly recommended!

This movie surpasses Redneck zombies and Puma Man! I love "Le Bad Cinema" and this one the worst that I have had the pleasure of viewing. This movie joins the ranks of "Wade and Gordon Bumpter's Movie review" show with special guest Sinead O'Connor. It is to love.

The audio quality is so bad on this "movie" that you can hear only half the dialog. The other half is so awkward and awkwardly delivered that unless you were personally involved in the production, you would never be able to extract the plot summary from watching it. Video tape that converts girls to vampires? Evil vampire leader? Women enslaved as mutant breeders? Sounds great! That was *this* movie?!

Sorority House Vampires has all the coherence, production value, and acting prowess of an 80s porn tape. If you're interested in that level of quality in non-pornographic entertainment as well, you may well enjoy this movie. But I'm a fan of B horror movies and any movie that shows boobs, and I couldn't even ride this one through the finish line.