Dis - en historie om kjærlighet

I will keep this short. Think of the worst Indian Bollywood film ever made, plus the worst Finnish TV theater ever made, and add a few Troma movies. Then multiply how BAD they are together by 100 and you have how bad "DIS" really is. Nazi Germans Dr. Mengele could not have tortured me worse than this movie did, in the time I watched it. If you still do not get the point...maybe this movie IS something for YOU anyway...

What is even worse is this movie is made in my Home Country. And I am in Shame! Shame that my country could turn out such a horrible movie!

I really don't like leaving comments about movies which are better left in a dumpster, but sometimes it's ones duty to warn others. Well....This is my warning! Please do not waste one moment of your time watching this "film". Your time would be better spent turning on your TV in order to watch commercials. It's really that bad - Trust me.

I strongly feel I could take the 82 dollars used to make Dis snore-a-thon and make an infinitely more interesting movie. I would take a camera, start it rolling, and throw it off the Empire State Building. The acting would be better, the story would move faster, and the ending would be less predictable.

'Dis', meaning fog, supposedly refers to the director's cerebral condition at any stage of the production process. This cannot possibly be called a piece of work as the intra-skull fog is miraculously transmitted directly to the screen. If there is any content at all in this thing, apparently deserving the label film because there is movement on screen, it is garbage. No kidding, garbage takes actually up the screen in a pivotal scene, a love scene actually. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean that this is a peak, because there are no peaks, no pace. In line with the title this is an endless piece of uninteresting sceneries, desperately seeking excitement in so-called exotic places. You have to be prepared for it, because you will be bored and at best bewildered if you're not watching it for the purpose of entertaining yourself by the ridiculously crappy lines (or lack of them), direction, photography, cinematography, edition, idea. The masterpiece is that this low-budget film got any funding at all. My vote must be 1, but with this remark: The bottom end of the scale is way too kind in this case, but by all means: this is absolutely fascinating.

This film is actually Norways highest grossing film, largely because of the bad rap it's gotten. People flocked to the theatre the way people slow down to look at car accidents. And this accident is worth a look. Sadly, you won't see any heads rolling (it's not that exciting), but what you WILL see is one of the worst films ever made. When it's not boring, it's laughably stupid, which like all horrible movies make them curiously entertaining. I recall a scene, supposedly romantic between the two lead characters, embracing eachother on a street corner when the director for some reason decides to start filming various pieces of garbage in the street; cabbage, kebabs, old greasy liquor bags and so forth. The dialogue is non-existant, you hear thoughts in the characters heads. These thoughts are nothing more than bad poems, so boring that they are hard to pay attention to even if you try hard.

Nothing in this film is worth commending except for it's own laughable incompetance, so if you see it, see it for what it is: a piece of garbage. So bad it's almost funny.