Bikini Drive-In

Bikini Drive-In features most of the actors from "Dinosaur Island" (Peter Spellos, Ross Hagen, Richard Gabai, Michelle Bauer) plus some straight-to-cable softcore veterans like Ashley Rhey. It follows the classic STSWB (save the something with breasts) plot: Girl inherits grandpa's drive in, must raise money in limited time to keep it, dreams up idea of letting girls in bikinis work there. Sound familiar? You probably haven't seen this movie, but you've seen one like it. I give it a solid B for many laughable parts and lots of skin. Skin-O-Max master Fred Olen Ray directs this flick.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a delightful and light-hearted romp that captures the essence of carefree summer fun. This retro-inspired comedy, directed by Fred Olen Ray, takes viewers on a wild ride filled with humor, bikini-clad beauties, and a dash of nostalgia that will have you grinning from ear to ear.

The film's premise is simple and cheeky - a struggling drive-in theater, owned by the affable Jeff (played by the charming Blake Bahner), faces imminent foreclosure. In a desperate attempt to save the beloved venue, Jeff and his friends come up with the wild idea of turning it into a bikini drive-in, featuring swimsuit-clad attendants, as a ploy to attract more customers. The ensuing antics and misadventures that follow make for a hilarious and entertaining plot.

What makes "Bikini Drive-In" a joy to watch is its unapologetic embrace of nostalgia for the '80s and the golden era of drive-in theaters. The film's retro charm is evident in its music, fashion, and the general vibe, which will transport viewers back to a simpler time when drive-ins were the place to be. This nostalgic element is a warm and inviting aspect of the movie, making it an excellent choice for those seeking a dose of retro entertainment.

The ensemble cast, including the vivacious Michelle Bauer and the charismatic Gunnar Hansen, deliver performances that perfectly fit the tone of the film. Their chemistry adds to the humor and charm of "Bikini Drive-In," and you'll find yourself rooting for these characters as they strive to save their beloved drive-in.

The film's comedic timing is spot on, and it's filled with lighthearted and entertaining gags that keep the laughter flowing throughout. It's a refreshing departure from more serious and somber movies, offering a welcome escape into a world of laughter and lighthearted fun.

Fred Olen Ray's direction ensures that the film maintains its focus on entertainment and fun. He crafts a breezy and entertaining narrative that never takes itself too seriously, allowing the audience to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

The soundtrack and classic tunes featured in "Bikini Drive-In" add to its overall appeal, enhancing the experience with catchy melodies that complement the lighthearted atmosphere.

"Bikini Drive-In" is a throwback to a bygone era of cinema that celebrates the joy of summer, friendship, and good-natured humor. It's a film that doesn't ask for much, but it delivers a whole lot of fun. So, if you're in the mood for a feel-good, nostalgic escape, "Bikini Drive-In" is the perfect choice for a carefree movie night that will leave you with a smile on your face.

Ashlie Rhey is our endearing leading lady in this amiable feature, playing Kim Taylor, a young woman fairly bored with her life. Fortunately, she's in for some excitement, as she receives word that her recently deceased grandfather has left her his (failing) drive-in theatre. She's genuinely interested in making a go of things, but she only has the weekend to come up with $25,000 or the bank will lay claim to the property. She doesn't want to let sleazy businessman J.B. Winston (played by the Mighty Monarch of Exploitation, David F. Friedman) bail her out, because he just wants to build a "super mall" on the premises. With the help of J.B.'s son, Brian (Richard Gabai), and assorted others - including scream queen Dyanne Lynn (Michelle Bauer) - she sets out to make this upcoming weekend as profitable as it can possibly be.

Only one scene, in which one character seems about to set another on fire, is at odds with the genuinely lighthearted approach taken by prolific B movie veterans Fred Olen Ray (director) and Jim Wynorski (executive producer) to this material. This viewer was expecting something explicit and trashy, and the movie delivers in that regard, but what he also got was a very loving tribute to drive-in cinema, and a nearly bygone way of experiencing a night out at the movies. "Bikini Drive-In" is very appealing, in its best moments, and is good for a LOT of titillation and some hearty chuckles. Certainly there is a great attraction in seeing a lot of vintage posters of B movies from decades past, ranging from "The Cremators" to "Invasion of the Blood Farmers". A cheery pop soundtrack is a plus. The finale is rather rushed, but it's sure to leave smiles on some faces.

Ray and Wynorski have great success peppering the cast with many new and old faces from cult cinema. These actors couldn't be more engaging. Ross Hagen, Peter "Orville Ketchum" Spellos, Nikki Fritz, Conrad Brooks, Gordon Mitchell, Hoke Howell, Forrest J. Ackerman, director Ray himself (playing DJ Randy Rocket), Becky LeBeau, Tane McClure, and Wynorski all make appearances; McClures' "car dance" and Bauers' massage are unqualified highlights. The assets of our female cast members are stressed at any and every opportunity, and some of the males get into the act, too, as there are a few sex scenes.

If you're a fan of the filmographies of Messrs. Ray and Wynorski, this is pretty much essential viewing.

A head shot of John Carradine is used for a key photograph.

Eight out of 10.

Bikini Drive-In is a proud contributor to the "we must save the (insert place here) by getting naked" genre. Ashley Rey stars as Kim Taylor a sexy young woman who inherits her grandfather's car wash and finds herself in danger of losing it if she doesn't come up with 25,000 dollars in four days. If she doesn't then a greedy land developer (David Friedman- hamming it up) will tear it down and build a super mall. He sends his handsome son (Richard Gabai playing it cool and funny)to strong arm her and they end up in a hot and steamy love scene (unrated edition only). They join forces with Sara Bellomo (or to all you porn fans out there "Roxanne Blaze")and a cast of busty bikini babes to put on a movie marathon to raise money. Nikki Fritz and Tom Shell play two nerds in love. Once Nikki Fritz removes her bathing suit and takes off her glasses then she and Tom have wild sex in the storage room.It's a shame that Tom Shell isn't acting anymore because he is adorable. Becky Lebeau makes an appearance and also contributes some great songs (Wild Fire, Point of Seduction, Lost Without You, Caught in the Middle of love) and it's a wonder why she hasn't gotten some kind of music deal. Fred Olen Ray contributes a funny cameo as Randy Rocket and Michelle Bauer as a scream queen. I have to stress that if you do see this movie then see it unrated. The steamy love scenes do not exist in their entirety in the rated version.

I have to admit when I first picked this movie up off the shelf at my local video store I didn't expect much, but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. The movie is full of absolute gorgeous girls, who never seem to be wearing much and aren't ashamed to show what their made of *girl power*. This flick is so much better than the very similar Bikini Driving School which really sucked. The only thing that it had going for it was that the super sexy Maureen Flaherty shows her great t**s a few times. Back to Bikini Drive In, for all you Michelle Bauer fans out there I think you'll be pleased to know that theres a really good scene in here when some servant guy rubs oil onto her t**s, and boy do they look good. The movie has some pretty funny scenes mainly toward the end. Good movie, Great girls. Here's an idea Mr Director how about Michelle Bauer and Maureen Flaherty in a movie together. It's a guaranteed success!!