Tony is excited to do a guest radio host gig, but the call-in show gets no calls. The only caller is Tina wanting to get her nose pierced. Meanwhile, Stuey Mandelker is frustrated that Mickey is doing better as the doorman.
Tony's dad thinks it is time for Tony to start dating. Unsure how he or his daughters will feel, he agrees to meet his dad at a bar. He tells his girls he is going out for milk.
Carmen starts dating an MLB player, but Tony hates the guy. The girls are supposed to do the laundry. They take it to the cleaners instead, but they don't have the money. They end up working for Stuey on Halloween.
Carmen wants a raise but Tony resists. Tina wants her own phone and Tony reluctantly agrees only if she pays for it. Grandpa plays good cop and gives her a job at the bakery.
It's Mickey's 12th birthday. All she wants is a complete medical physical. Tony throws a surprise party. Grandpa hires a clown. Lucky for Tina, the clown brought his cute son. This one has Jose Canseco and a young Kaley Cuoco.
The girls are fighting. When Tina hurts her foot, Mickey offers to help her, but it is really for revenge. Carmen finishes writing Tony's story and she wants to do more.
Tony has a vision of a girl who walked out of his dad's bakery. His dad, Stuey, and Carmen all set him up on different dates and none of them work out. He keeps going back to his dream girl.
