United Trash

In my opinion, United Trash is one of the most fascinating movies ever made. The Actors really had fun to act in this movie. The best Actor is Udo Kier who acts in every Schlingensief movie. Christoph Schlingensief is a german underground-director. Kier plays a homosexual UN-General, whose wife (Kitten Natividad (she acted in some Russ Meyer movies))has a relationship with the priest and bears the Messiah, called Jesus Panne. The language is mostly english with some german parts. A real great actor is the gu(a)y who plays the friend of the UN-General. The movie plays in Africa, and the most Actors are black. They have an dictator who tries to destroy the white house with an old V2-Rocket from Germany. You see, a real strange movie with great Actors and a real good director, if you can get this movie, get it.

Saw this movie at the Filmfestival in Rotterdam, years and years back. I must admit: I've remembered the title and some of the scenes. That had to do with the quality of the pic, but not in the way the director hopes to be remembered. My thoughts at the time: what the *##*** IS this??!! and Why do people invest time and money in something so horrible?! Like 90% of all the other visitors, we left after 20 minutes.

This movie is sure to offend just about everybody. It makes fun of gay people, stupid people, catholics, colored people, white people, african tribes, the united states of America, deformed children, the handicapped, etc. It also pushes the envelope as far as bad taste with a character known as Jesus Peter Panne. It kind of reminds me of the first time I saw a black and white, b-rated, horror film. Oddly fascinating, yet repulsive. This is just something that has to be believed to be seen. It was non-stop laughter for me, though. Perhaps the most original movie since the 70's, however it doesn't quite exploit any single thing, it exploits everything. If you feel like checking this movie out, videoscreams should still have it available. Be warned, this movie is unlike anything you have ever seen, and I mean anything. Highly recommended!!!

A totally deranged movie starring Udo Kier and Kitten Natividad, this one founds itself sitting on a shelf while distributors ran a mile! If you want a better idea of the basic theme of the story, refer to the other user review available for you here. I would just like to say that this film remains unavailable (to my knowledge) anywhere in the world except for maybe Germany, where my screener tape is from. The reasons for this are that the film is a depraved, high-camp, grim and mercilessly bad taste film about a big-breasted nympho who gives birth to a negro-dwarf that has a vagina in the top of it's head that ejaculates! The dwarf-offspring's name? Jesus Peter Pan!!!!! Full of extreme imagery and sickening sexual deviance, it is a trash connoisseur's wet dream! No wonder it never found a release! Udo Kier recently expressed his shock that i had even heard of the film let alone managed to own a copy. According to Mr.Kier, the film was so contentious that distributors were afraid of picking it up and hit almost killed his career as well as the careers of all who worked on it! Apparently, many people were not amused with the film... I don't know why!