A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.
- Sweeney
- (as Shaun R. Clarke)
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I watched it as I was (I still am) a huge fan of Sandra Bullock and she didn't disappoint. She had quite a different role in this movie as a "Bad Girl" persona compared to her previous "The Sweet Girl Next Door" character movies she did like Love Potion No. 9, The Net, While You Were Sleeping and Speed. Her character, costumes and her interactions with Denis Leary makes it a worthwhile movie for fans of Sandra Bullock and a an interesting Friday Night movie for everyone else.
One honourable mention is Yaphet Kotto as FBI Agent O'Malley, he basically steals every scene he is in even when Bullock and Leary are present.
The stronger point of the movie are its likable characters (except Evan Marsh). Sandra Bullock is like a fish in the water in this kind of movies and she has a good chemistry with the other leading Denis Leary. The supporting characters are good like the FBI Agent O'Malley and the group of thieves (especially when they discuss between themselves making funny comments).
'Frank' O'Brien has stolen a very expensive painting and he will go to an appointment with his girlfriend Roz to sell it, what he doesn't know it is that the FBI Agent O'Malley and his thieves friends are after them
A very funny romantic comedy, look out for the scene Sandra's getting changed, and on the bed with Dennis.
Sandra Bullock: One of the most engaging actresses to emerge around the same time.
When they appeared in Demolition Man in 1993, there was little chance to see any chemistry between the pair for all the big bangs and special effects. They rarely shared any scenes together which made matters worse.
So when this movie put them together three years later, the going looked good. Great Nova Scotia scenery and a screenplay partly written by Leary looked promising.
Alas, while both stars are still great, the script and pacing lacks a lot. As a fan of both stars, I could only watch half an hour before I had to go to bed.
The fact that I saw it after the dreadful Speed 2 made it a little easier to palate, but not much.
If you want to see a great movie involving Leary and a stolen painting watch The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) instead.
Did you know
- TriviaScenes from L'Affaire Thomas Crown (1968) appear on the TV in the background when Frank and Roz are in the borrowed mansion. Yaphet Kotto, who plays FBI agent O'Malley in this movie, also appeared in L'Affaire Thomas Crown (1968), and Denis Leary would go on to appear in Thomas Crown (1999), the 1999 remake.
- GoofsAt the party, Roz hits Frank on the left side of his face, but as they walk home he ruefully rubs the right side of his face.
- Quotes
[a local cop is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene]
FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI!
Local Cop: O'Malley?
FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?
Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more...
FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?
Local Cop: Yeah.
FBI Agent O'Malley: [in a very fake Irish accent] Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!
Local Cop: [embarassed] Yes, sir.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Siskel & Ebert & the Movies: Memo to the Academy - 1996 (1996)
- SoundtracksHaunted
Performed by Shane MacGowan & The Pogues with Sinéad O'Connor
Written by Shane MacGowan
Produced by Trevor Horn, Dave Jordan and Shane MacGowan
Shane MacGowan appears courtesy of ZZT/WARNER BORS. RECORDS INC.
By Arrangement with WARNER SPECIAL PRODUCTS
Sinéad O'Connor appears courtesy of CHRYSALIS RECORDS
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Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $10,658,278
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $4,656,986
- Jan 14, 1996
- Gross worldwide
- $10,658,278
- Runtime1 hour 36 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1