Dollman vs. Demonic Toys

Thankfully, my local video store has excellent prices.

"Demonic Toys" was an excellent movie. I have never seen "Dollman" or "Bad Channels", but they don't look too interesting. No matter what, they can't beat this movie for trash.

Baby Oopsie-Daisy, one of the best characters in the original film, is destroyed with his "new" ultra-squeak voice. He sounds like someone just kicked him in the "Oopsie Daisy". Jack is not only mysteriously alive, he's gotten out of his little box. Nurse Ginger is mildly humorous in the same way the gratuitous T&A scenes are mildly humorous in most '80s horror flicks.

This movie is totally devoid of plot, and it's amazing they could come up with something this bad. Not counting credits, opening sequences, flashbacks, and "special add-on video", this movie lasted less than an hour. About the only thing that was worth renting the movie for was the musical accompaniment. They stuck with the same freaky polka music that categorized the original "Demonic Toys", which was almost enough to give this movie a bit of a fright.

I'll give it a one out of ten for the blonde in the nurse's outfit running around screaming, and a two out of ten for the cussing baby. And a three out of ten for the usage of the phrase "do the nasty".

Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson)teams up with Judith Grey (Tracy Scoggins, from Demonic Toys) to destroy the demonic toys who are trying to bring Satan back to life (Or such nonsense) also on-board is Ginger (Refered to as Dollchick played by Melissa Behr reprising her role from Bad Channels) now Brick Bardo must save his girl and destroy the toys and must not fail. Dollman Vs Demonic Toys is a guilty pleasure for many reasons, the idea is so preposterous and surreal that you end up watching in shock. Also the movie is so unbelievably short that it's impossible to be really too bored and as always Tim Thomerson is fun to watch, that being said there is too much stock footage from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels but you never get too bored since there is always something silly going on. Also there just is something surreal about watching Tim Thomerson fight a giant baby doll while rescuing his beloved "dollchick".

* * out of 4-(Fair)

A couple of laughs, mainly due to the evil baby doll and his vulgar one-liners and even Dollman himself (Thomerson) gets in on the laughs. It's Halloween night and the Dolls are trying to use the 1 ft. tall Ginger as a host for Satan to be reborn through. It's up to Brick Bardo, aka Dollman, to save her and kill the Demonic Toys.

A horrible mess of a script, crappy acting (excluding the always great Thomerson) and garbage miniature effects.

And at just over an hour in length where the best scene has an evil foul-mouthed Baby Doll tries to have sex with the foot tall Ginger while he makes Dollman watch, it just really makes you wonder what the point to this whole mess of nonsesne even was.

First off, I am a fan of the full moon films from the early and mid 90's. So it was cool to see a mix of their franchises on the screen. Like most Full Moon Fanatics, I can't really say why they appeal to me, the budgets aren't high, but the acting is usually above normal straight to video fare and they entertain, I guess that's the bottom line..they entertain.

Now for this movie in particular. The effects were fine (except for the large Baby oopsy),Tim Thomerson always delivers, and both female leads (Tracy Scroggins, and Mellisa Behr), are attractive and do a fine job. Baby Oopsie-Daisy is a riot. I have to admit I really enjoyed the movie, a great way to spend and hour, and that leads me to my only complaint. It was only 64 minutes long. Add in the opening and closing credits along with the flashback sequences to the other movies (Dollman, Demonic Toys, and Bad Channels) to introduce the main characters back stories and you were well under an hour. Now I prefer a shorter movie to a long one. If you can't tell your story in 2hours or so you just aren't trying (in most cases). But this was a little too short, no development. Why did the dwarf security guard join the demonic toys so quickly, who was that girl they sacrificed where did she come from? Show me something rather then explain it with one line of dialog. Anyway felt more like an hour long TV episode rather then a movie.

Final decision : I really enjoyed the time spent watching it. There were some good, and some below average effects. Slightly underdeveloped story and characters, but in the end it entertained. It was funny, had some decent action, and was just plain fun.

Well, I rented this movie, and I think my IQ has been lowered by it. It was funny to hear a baby doll cussing though. I feel an obligation to watch the other movies in the series now for some odd reason...