The Bikini Carwash Company II

Bikini Carwash 2 is a disappointment. At least the first one was a little funny. This one made no sense and the acting is worst than before. If you're bored and like to see naked women running around for retarded reasons, than this is the movie for you. If you need more than that, look somewhere else.

It's hard to believe it but THE BIKINI CARWASH COMPANY 2 has an even weaker plotline than the first movie, and ends up feeling like the weakest of retreads. This time around, the company is doing better than ever, until some evil corporate honcho (who reminded me of Trump) pulls some nefarious strings and gives the girls an ultimatum: to pay up four million dollars by the end of the week, or get out. The rest of the film follows their attempts to drum up the cash. Most of the cast, crew and location are gone here, although it's nice to see Kristi Ducati back as the female lead, and she's looking better than ever. Unfortunately, the script is lamentable and the mugging humour worse than ever. I saw the 'rated' version, which is surprisingly tame given the genre, and features almost no nudity.

'The Bikini Carwash Company II' finds the ladies having struck success opening up numerous locations since the first film. They sign a lucrative deal to sell their ownership to a business man only to find out he wants the land and plans to demo the carwashes. Needing to come up with 4 mil to buy them back, they start selling racy lingerie on TV.

Sufficient to say the original 'Carwash' was a classic of 90's T&A and this sequel doesn't reach the same heights. The same ladies return led by Krista Ducati. If you're a fan of hers or a sucker for boobs you'll be satisfied likely. However this sequel isn't about bikinis or a carwash anymore defying the point of the title other than to cheaply cash-in.

I'm not going to go too far into this. The reason for the low scores based on this film's (good god, I'm referring to it as a film!) relative value (boobies) is because most folks have only seen the borderline PG-13 but still R rated version. Avoid that one. If you're looking for shots of Kristi Ducati's mammary glands, the unrated version has plenty.

It still has that god awful 80s hair metal as well and, unlike the first one, things heat up in like the first ten minutes during the office scene where they celebrate ownership of their carwash company; truly enterprising young women!

The original film had a distinct and vibrant summer atmosphere where things were silly harmless and dealt with the outdoors of these women in bikinis and carwashes. This sequel which was released only one year after the original, feels a little more serious as it becomes more corporate dealing with a television network in a business and office setting and doesn't have to do with the outdoors with the car wash company.

The title is as such considering the main characters do return so it does relatively make sense.

However as a film it's very similar in tones of the t & an aspect with more over the top situations of these women revealing (for explicit infomercials). The plot is somewhat silly with how only a year after the original events, the lead and her friend are the top managers at their company. Not entirely outlandish but a little far fetched.

The major problem with the film is it seems to drag on a little long. Certainly feels a lot longer than the first film. It just comes across as a little too cheesy.