Star Time

"Star Time" has an interesting concept, going inside the mind of a depressed young man who's delusions result in serial killings. Unfortunately the small budget does not allow the idea to be fully developed. This is really just a three character play, stretched into 84 minutes running time. John P. Ryan as "Sam Bones", the devil inside the mind of the "Baby Face Killer" is excellent. He is always an intimidating presence, and here Ryan does his thing, pushing the right buttons to turn an already disturbed man into a hatchet wielding killer. There is very little blood, some nudity, and even a taste of "black comedy". More a psychological drama than a slasher, fans of John P. Ryan should see this. - MERK

Star Time (1992)

** (out of 4)

Henry Pinkle (Michael St. Gerard) is a troubled young man who takes a dark turn when his favorite television show is canceled. He then meets an agent who tells him that he could be a star but first he needs to kill certain people.

Alexander Cassini wrote and directed STAR TIME and I must admit that I give him a lot of credit for trying to do something new with the horror genre. This here very well could have taken the easy road and just delivered a bunch of gory death scenes as most slashers did but instead the director tried to do something different. I didn't think the film was a complete success but I at least tip my hat to the filmmakers for their attempt.

The film is basically a look at mental illness and the desire to have that "15 minutes of fame" that so many go after. The film has a lot of very interesting thoughts and ideas and especially the obsession of becoming someone famous. The problem is that the execution isn't what it needed to be because there were times where I just wasn't all that invested in what I was watching. I thought it was hard to connect with the lead character and his illness.

I did think St. Gerard gave a nice performance in the lead role. His performance wasn't great enough to really carry the film but he did a good job. The same is true for John P. Ryan who plays the mysterious man giving Henry all of his advice. The third cast member is Maureen Teefy as a friend of Henry's but her role wasn't the most interesting.

Visually STAR TIME looks quite good and I'd argue that it contains a nice atmosphere. Again, there are many interesting ideas floating around here but I don't think they all come together as well as they could have. STAR TIME is interesting but certainly flawed.

There's nothing wrong with a depressing horror film. A lot of really good ones are, but when you're as unappealing and downbeat as Star Time is, it becomes a real chore to get through.

The surprising part is that this movie doesn't look like some long lost, crummy straight to video production. It looks fairly glossy with some striking shots and good production design. The acting isn't awful either, but there's nothing very gripping about it and the film never allows us to develop any major feelings for its characters.

You have a wannabe star who is convinced by an agent to start killing people to make himself famous, which sounds like an interesting enough concept, but it's hard to care what happens when the lead character is neither intimidating enough to scare us or pathetic and well developed enough for us to be on his side.

Some no-name actor stars in Star Time as a twentysomething guy who becomes suicidal after his favorite television show gets canceled. Yes, you read that right. So then John P. Ryan takes advantage of our vulnerable main character pretending to work for TV and having him kill people. The rest is long, boring, and surprisingly unappealing. Star Time has no rating (unless Unrated counts), but the box rates it EM, meaning Extremely Mature. (But what they don't realize is that mature audiences can't take this junk seriously)

Waste of time and money (thankfully little of both though). One-and-a-half Stars out of Four.

If you really enjoy slasher movies like "Halloween" or "My Bloody Valentine," you'll probably hate this film. It's an arthouse thriller examining mental illness and just happens to feature a mass murderer as the protagonist. You won't find any gory deaths or teenager cliches in this movie.

My only major complaint was that it was so short. 84 minutes just wasn't enough.