I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

1992
PG
1h 50m

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Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa at a store. They become friends and she convinces him to join a gym. Unbeknownst to Bernie, Theresa writes about his weight issues for her thesis whi... Read allOverweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa at a store. They become friends and she convinces him to join a gym. Unbeknownst to Bernie, Theresa writes about his weight issues for her thesis while they fall for each other.Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa at a store. They become friends and she convinces him to join a gym. Unbeknownst to Bernie, Theresa writes about his weight issues for her thesis while they fall for each other.

Director
- Robert Marcarelli
Writers
- Jonnie Lindsell
- R. Ross Meszaros
Stars

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IMDb RATING

5.8/10

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YOUR RATING

Director
- Robert Marcarelli
Writers
- Jonnie Lindsell
- R. Ross Meszaros
Stars

See production info at IMDbPro

Awards
- 1 win total

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6Rob-77

Seinfeld all over again

Okay so if you like George from Seinfeld then you are going to enjoy this movie. Jason Alexander as Bernie Fishbine is the ever lovable George all over again. With all of his usual hang-ups over weight, getting a gal, and generally being a grown up Charlie Brown.

Although this movie is almost a decade old, it's sentiments are pretty much universal. That is, it is the tried and true formulae- boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, girl hurts boy, boy forgives girl and the rest is history.

All in all a good rainy day movie. Bring a big bag of popcorn and some Bacci's - they go well with this flick.

7alli_katz

Good mixture of pathos and comedy

This is a sweet little film with good performances and a wonderful supporting cast. Mia Peebles is marvelous as the manipulative grad student who plays with Jason Alexander's emotions. And, Alexander is perfect as the overweight under-achiever looking for something better in his life.