Dream Jeans

I guess the popularity of Calvin Klein's famous jeans commercials starring Brooke Shields made this idiotic VHS porn feature inevitable, but it didn't have to be this bad. Having two industry hacks write the script, Mark Weiss and BIll Margold, didn't give director Drea a fighting chance.

With a lesbian sex scene as the highlight, it does preserve the early, pre-enhancement beauty of Jeanna Fine on screen, but she wears a clownish fright wig throughout; her lovely co-star is the underrated Karen Summer.

Frequent attempts at humor fall flat, and the male cast doesn't have the usual stars of the era but instead employs Z-grade performers like Johnny Nineteen, Buddy Love and Jason Brooks.