Dragon Kickboxers

Everything about this movie is bad. everything. Ridiculous 80's haircuts. Ridiculous moustaches. Ridiculous action and fight scenes where you can actually see that the adversaries do not even hit each other. Bad, bad, bad 80's music. Repeated scenes of people running through woods. A bad guy with a silver plastic hand and silly hair. Stupid dialogue. The acting is nonexistant. Everything looks extremely cheap. This movie even surpasses "Plan 9 from outer space" in its utter badness.

It's not "funny bad" it's just bad.

This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen on film. My uncle's home movies have more talent in them then this piece of crap.

The plot summary is basically that these twin kick boxers are playing some sick survival game with a man and his private army on some island. The man has a very cheap paper maché looking hand.

The acting is atrocious in this movie. There are scene changes at the drop of the hat. For instance, for at least 30 seconds we see some guy humming a song to himself which adds NOTHING to the movie. This has the worst dialogue I have ever heard of in my life, I don't think this movie could get any worse then it already is. I would describe it as a want to be chuck Norris action film gone wrong. And I hate chuck Norris.

Wow this movie was such a favourite growing up in the Great White North. Our two heroes who are kung fu experts kick some major ass over a few days in "the most dangerous game" style of warfare. They beat up everything from k-9 killer dogs to ninjas to 8 feet ogres. At the end these two dudes get the two find pieces of meat with one being addicted to coke.

Who can forget the villain in this flick? I mean he's a guy with a bronze hand and you have to admit he's a crazy psychopath and he makes you cheer on the bad guy which I like a lot.

I recommend this movie for any kung fu fan and not bad movie as some retards think. I hope that you people get the chance and look this one up.

Recycled footage and way too many shots of running through the woods/sand dunes drag this down. The gun battles never seem to end and there's some terrible continuity errors, but it still has that delusional McNamara charm that works in places. Okay, but not as good as Twin Dragon Encounter.

You know, I was very surprised when watching this movie. It aired during the day once when i was sick, and having nothing else to do, I continued watching. This is by far the WORST MOVIE EVER! But to my surprise I kept watching. I sat there saying, this is terrible, but yet didn't change the channel because I was so amused at how bad it was. Maybe It was the guy that looked like Big tom from survivor or the dreadful moustaches and mohawks these characters had, that kept me watching. However, the girls weren't half bad, but if that's what you want, there is far better. Oh, and there's "NINJAS" and "PAJAMA BOYS!"

So if you like ninja's, bad acting, hilarious(and terrible) dialogue, and two twins who are five feet tall and killing everything in their sight, then this movie is for you. It's so bad it's good. However, I just had to give it a 1 out of ten. I couldn't have put a 10 on it up there with Lord of the Rings.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!! :)