Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans

Wait...there are four Deathstalkers, if they keep this up they can have their own convention!!

Its better than part 3 and that's the only redeeming feature about this....feature.

You would see better action watching Beaches.

This is a great film. Here are some highlights:

The film has scenes directly recycled from DEATHSTALKER I as well as BARBARIAN QUEEN, but portrayed as if they were brand-new scenes.

Unlike Deathstalker I, there are no pig-men, but there are lion-men and wolf-men and -women, who seem to be recurring villains in the film. Like the first film, the protagonist is played by Rick Hill, which is fun to see his deadpan-delivered lines. His female sidekick/love interest is Dionara (Maria Ford). The duo basically make their way to another tournament, which evil Queen Kana is holding for the warriors in the whole kingdom.

At one point, Deathstalker meets a Tommy Wiseau-look alike who does 50 pushups. Named Vaniat (Brett Baxter Clark), he sort of follows Hill and Ford to the tournament. We later learn that Vaniat is the first no-fapper (which I didn't know existed in 1991): he tells Deathstalker that sleeping with women saps one's vital energy; hee also eats a whole pig and likes cardio. He was basically a crossfitter before cross fit existed. To add to the greatness, this character's non-exposure to women becomes a hilarious plot point later on in the film.

We also get to see the early '90s fascination with lesbian-esque women clad in leather, one of whom has a buzzcut and befriends the main girl Dionara. One of the secondary villains whom we meet midway into the film is a lesbian, who basically forces herself on a younger girl after killing her female guardian.

The music sounds as if the composer was having a seizure on the keyboard.

With so much greatness, DEATHSTALKER IV is a much-watch!

This movie is one of those that really, really needed to have either a) an extended scene of a naked woman or b) a naked woman in a dungeon being put to the question by an evil wizard. Heck, make it two extended scenes and two wizards. As it is, we get one topless female changing clothes and a whole lot of missed opportunities to show naked women. That's it.

This is the the last of the "Deathstalker" series movies (so far). If someone out there wants to do a fifth one, I suggest you call Lana Clarkson back on the set, throw her in a dungeon, and get her topless on a rack with a couple of wizards looking on. Heck, get Brinke Stevens in there, too. She showed the world that she can squirm with the best of 'em in "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity". Maybe film it in Russia to save cash and use that money to hire an ensemble of sword-toting women and throw them in the dungeon, too. And at the end of the movie Rick Hill can come along and free them all. Or even better, Rick Hill can get thrown in the dungeon and everyone can get bumped off and finally end a series that should've ended after the first movie.

Now that'd be something much more interesting than "Deathstalker II", "DS III", and "DS IV".

Lana, where are you when we need you?

The best thing about this entry to the DS series is that Rick Hill is back! He IS Deathstalker (well, I haven't even bothered watching II and III, it just wouldn't be the same). And you've gotta love the sense of humor it has. You can laugh WITH it, not AT it (okay, you can laugh at it too, but you know what I mean). I usually hate sequels, but I like this entry the best. Yeah, as these films go, it's lacking in the female frontal nudity department, but as a woman, seeing Rick and his buddies in their gladiator garb works for me. If you saw the first film, it's worth checking out.

Hero Deathstalker teams up with beautiful female warrior to free a city from an evil Queen ruler.

The last installment of the Deathstalker tetralogy, opening with some great music from Simo Lazaro, along with a recap of the original Deathstalker and voice over narration from Maria Ford, Howard R. Cohen's Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans quickly dives into the realm of filmmaking dungeons.

Then subpar recycled music kicks in along with other short cut savings, reused footage from other Roger Corman produced productions including The Barbarian Queen (1985) complete with shoddy editing and sound design. The low budget sword and sorcery affair crams in clunky sword fights, self-parody machismo, gladiator action, gratuitous nudity, lion-men and warriors turned into stone-soldiers (disappointedly just grey makeup). Don't expect Ator: Fighting Eagle (1982) or anything resembling Conan the Barbarian (1982), even The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982).

Debatably it's more fun than the mid-nineties TV shows that it paved the way, including the abundance of Hercules, Young Hercules and Xena: Warrior Princess episodes. There's plenty to like, there's well dressed sets, Cohen's productions does benefit from quality costumes and real locations. It's also great to have the original Deathstalker actor Rick Hill reprise his role after being missing from the tongue-in-cheek Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans (1987) toned down comedy of Deathstalker III: The Warriors from Hell (1988). None of the films deliver on the fantastical poster art work and this instalment is no different.

Nobody is looking for an Oscar and know what their making, but to the cast's credit they play it straight. Hill delivers some fancy sword and footwork. Maria Ford is pretty impressive with a sword and does a adequate job with Cohen's basic script. Fords narration pops up jarringly now and again for exposition. Michelle Moffett's villain sorceress Kana takes her top off as the script dictates. Like Ford, Moffett does well giving the dodgy script, even going as far to give some credence to the shenanigans. Memorable is Bulgarian actoress Anya Pencheva as Janeris who has plenty of screen presence but is sorely underused. Djoko Rosi outacts everyone as Highlander Kurgan sounding Rakshia.

Overall, there's an interesting story hiding beneath Cohen's laughable low budget offering, while it lacks the scope and execution of the Italian swords and sorcery, it's a lot more fun than it should be.