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Attention... Privés!

Original title: Detective School Dropouts
  • 1986
  • PG
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
5.4/10
386
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Attention... Privés! (1986)
Comedy

Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob w... Read allTwo bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.

  • Director
    • Filippo Ottoni
  • Writers
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • David Landsberg
  • Stars
    • David Landsberg
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Christian De Sica
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.4/10
    386
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
    • Stars
      • David Landsberg
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • Christian De Sica
    • 12User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    David Landsberg
    David Landsberg
    • Donald Wilson
    Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Paul Miller
    Christian De Sica
    Christian De Sica
    • Carlo Lombardi
    George Eastman
    George Eastman
    • Bruno Falcone
    Valeria Golino
    Valeria Golino
    • Caterina
    Mario Brega
    Mario Brega
    • Don Lombardi
    Alberto Farnese
    Alberto Farnese
    • Don Falcone
    Rik Battaglia
    Rik Battaglia
    • Don Zanetti
    Franco Angrisano
    • Uncle Baba
    Giancarlo Prete
    Giancarlo Prete
    • Mario Zanetti
    Ennio Antonelli
    • Little Ricky
    Loris Bazzocchi
    • Fredo
    Lewis E. Ciannelli
    • Embassy Official
    • (as Lewis Ciannelli)
    Geoffrey Copleston
    • Mr. Hamelfarm
    Andrea Coppola
    • Airport Official
    Ute Cremer
    • Stewardess
    Carolyn De Fonseca
    • American Tourist
    Julian Jenkins
    • Leon
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
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    10fosterbt

    This movie changed my life

    My best friend and I have seen this movie well over one hundred times. We have it memorized, line by line. We act out scenes from the movie, and rate each other's performance. We don't even refer to it by the full title of "Detective School Dropouts" anymore -- long ago we abbreviated it to "DSDO."

    My favorite scene has to be when Paul and Donald steal the Ferrari:

    Paul: "slow down!!" Donald: "I can't!" Paul: "would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep?!"

    It's really a pity that Landsberg and Dreyfuss haven't made more movies together, because they had such a hilarious synergy in this one. The scene where Wilson is dressed up in a wedding gown while trying to fend off the unsuspecting Bruno, had me on the floor in tears. Bruno's constant injuries (the knives!!) are a source of much humor. Suffice it to say that this is one hilarious film with some "zany" slapstick humor. It is definitely worth renting, if you can find it. I give this movie a perfect 10!
    10tripleess2003

    WATCH IT ( If you can find it ) if you cant then hunt for it, it is worth it

    This is one of the best comedy movies of all time that i have seen, up there with the likes of History of the world, Space balls, The naked gun series & the police academy series. The movie is so fast paced & so incredibly funny that there are very few words to describe it. One scene is better than the other, what with the copier machine scene to the mannequin scene, the Grey poodle fufu to the car chase in Italy. Who can forget the scene from the museum & the leaning tower of Pisa chase. Also the lines "They don't make monks like they used to" & "This is America, we live on bad checks." There is simply nothing you cannot like about this movie.....except that it is not available in a DVD format.
    go1bucks

    Great Movie!

    My family watches this movie every Christmas. It was one of those unkown movies my family started watching one day that just hit our funny bones. The shtick is great. The Japanese passport mix-up is the funniest gag. Also, the soundtrack is so zany that it catches your attention.
    vanderjagt

    Good work with a low budget

    This movie probably cost around three hundred thousand..of course, that's in lyra.

    I loved this movie. It was really funny. They successfully and thoroughly insulted everyone!

    The humor wasn't really all that original nor well thought out, but it was well implemented.

    I would probably give this movie around a 6, and say that it's enjoyable to watch. It's hard to find in the video stores, but I have seen it on TV twice in my lifetime.
    10EuroNYC7

    A Genuine Hiccup Initiator!!!!

    My brother and I first saw this outrageously-funny comedy back in Summer of 1987 which we rented from a Mom-and-Pop video rental (pre-Blockbuster days). Let me tell you, we continuously rented the video and watched it EVERY SINGLE day with the same hilarious results! Alas, I finally found the movie on E-bay and received it only last week!! David Landsberg and Lorin Dreyfuss really bought down the house with their wacky performances. In my opinion, at least half the so-called "funny films" today can, in no way, shape or form, match this hysterical, hiccup-inducing, over-the-hill comedy! Two bumblers, one an honest simpleton who keeps getting fired from every job in NYC because he' s so caught up in detective novels, and the other, a sleazier and witty but somewhat incompetent con-artist who reels him into his shady, fire-trap, nickel-and-dime 'Detective School', suddenly get caught up in international intrigue involving a beautiful woman, 'Old World' traditions and the Italian Mafia, traveling from New York to beautiful Rome and running into all types of comedic obstacles and situations. They start off by posing as tourists with Japanese names after lifting the boarding passes from two unsuspecting Japanese passengers, to foul play aboard an Italy-bound airliner, to the hi-jinx in a Rome museum, masquerading as monks in the Vatican to the nerve-shaking Ferrari escapade....never a dull moment!! They sure don' t make them like that anymore! If you are down in the dumps, I strongly recommend this dosage of massively hysterical humor.

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    • Trivia
      Cannon initially contracted Tommy Chong to direct. Chong scouted locations in Rome, Italy, but thought the script wasn't funny and suggested adding a romantic subplot. He left the project after Lorin Dreyfuss and David Landsberg rejected his script revisions.

      In the meantime, Cheech Marin signed with Columbia to work on his first solo feature: American chicano (1987). According to Chong, when Marin first told his comic-partner about the project (sometime after he left the Cannon project), he prefaced his decision, insisting he'd felt obligated to work on his own picture since Chong was off in Rome working on "his" own film.
    • Goofs
      Obvious stunt doubles for Paul and Catherina when they jump their ski boat over a barge in the river.
    • Quotes

      Paul Miller: You were born to be a detective!

      Donald Wilson: I was?

      Paul Miller: You reek of detective!

      Donald Wilson: I reek?

    • Crazy credits
      The end credits feature scenes from the movie, some with alternate shots.
    • Alternate versions
      Some of the profanity and some obscene sight gags are cut from the TV version, including the shot of the nude woman in the woods during the car chase. Also, there is looping rumbling sounds when Bruno's car gets stuck in a narrow alleyway before a scaffolding collapses onto it.
    • Connections
      Edited into Eurocrime! The Italian Cop and Gangster Films That Ruled the '70s (2012)

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    • Release date
      • November 28, 1986 (Italy)
    • Country of origin
      • Italy
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Dumb Dicks
    • Filming locations
      • Rome, Lazio, Italy
    • Production companies
      • The Cannon Group
      • Golan-Globus Productions
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $22,123
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 32m(92 min)
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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