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Attention... Privés!

Original title: Detective School Dropouts
  • 1986
  • PG
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
5.4/10
387
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Attention... Privés! (1986)
Comedy

Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob w... Read allTwo bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.

  • Director
    • Filippo Ottoni
  • Writers
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • David Landsberg
  • Stars
    • David Landsberg
    • Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Christian De Sica
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.4/10
    387
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
    • Stars
      • David Landsberg
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • Christian De Sica
    • 12User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    David Landsberg
    David Landsberg
    • Donald Wilson
    Lorin Dreyfuss
    • Paul Miller
    Christian De Sica
    Christian De Sica
    • Carlo Lombardi
    George Eastman
    George Eastman
    • Bruno Falcone
    Valeria Golino
    Valeria Golino
    • Caterina
    Mario Brega
    Mario Brega
    • Don Lombardi
    Alberto Farnese
    Alberto Farnese
    • Don Falcone
    Rik Battaglia
    Rik Battaglia
    • Don Zanetti
    Franco Angrisano
    • Uncle Baba
    Giancarlo Prete
    Giancarlo Prete
    • Mario Zanetti
    Ennio Antonelli
    • Little Ricky
    Loris Bazzocchi
    • Fredo
    Lewis E. Ciannelli
    • Embassy Official
    • (as Lewis Ciannelli)
    Geoffrey Copleston
    • Mr. Hamelfarm
    Andrea Coppola
    • Airport Official
    Ute Cremer
    • Stewardess
    Carolyn De Fonseca
    • American Tourist
    Julian Jenkins
    • Leon
    • Director
      • Filippo Ottoni
    • Writers
      • Lorin Dreyfuss
      • David Landsberg
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    go1bucks

    Great Movie!

    My family watches this movie every Christmas. It was one of those unkown movies my family started watching one day that just hit our funny bones. The shtick is great. The Japanese passport mix-up is the funniest gag. Also, the soundtrack is so zany that it catches your attention.
    vanderjagt

    Good work with a low budget

    This movie probably cost around three hundred thousand..of course, that's in lyra.

    I loved this movie. It was really funny. They successfully and thoroughly insulted everyone!

    The humor wasn't really all that original nor well thought out, but it was well implemented.

    I would probably give this movie around a 6, and say that it's enjoyable to watch. It's hard to find in the video stores, but I have seen it on TV twice in my lifetime.
    10richcam1

    Greatest gum-shoe farce in history!

    This is definitely a shtick-flick. A down and out dick pins up a card at the laundramat advertising "detective lessons". You can guess the type of guy that shows up for the class. Right! A guy with no class! The two end up mixed up in international intrigue to save the kidnapped daughter of a cheese mafia baron. Excellent sight gags, a chase scene that takes us all over Italy and a hysterical running gag make this a movie a can't miss. Forget prosac, rent this movie instead!
    10EuroNYC7

    A Genuine Hiccup Initiator!!!!

    My brother and I first saw this outrageously-funny comedy back in Summer of 1987 which we rented from a Mom-and-Pop video rental (pre-Blockbuster days). Let me tell you, we continuously rented the video and watched it EVERY SINGLE day with the same hilarious results! Alas, I finally found the movie on E-bay and received it only last week!! David Landsberg and Lorin Dreyfuss really bought down the house with their wacky performances. In my opinion, at least half the so-called "funny films" today can, in no way, shape or form, match this hysterical, hiccup-inducing, over-the-hill comedy! Two bumblers, one an honest simpleton who keeps getting fired from every job in NYC because he' s so caught up in detective novels, and the other, a sleazier and witty but somewhat incompetent con-artist who reels him into his shady, fire-trap, nickel-and-dime 'Detective School', suddenly get caught up in international intrigue involving a beautiful woman, 'Old World' traditions and the Italian Mafia, traveling from New York to beautiful Rome and running into all types of comedic obstacles and situations. They start off by posing as tourists with Japanese names after lifting the boarding passes from two unsuspecting Japanese passengers, to foul play aboard an Italy-bound airliner, to the hi-jinx in a Rome museum, masquerading as monks in the Vatican to the nerve-shaking Ferrari escapade....never a dull moment!! They sure don' t make them like that anymore! If you are down in the dumps, I strongly recommend this dosage of massively hysterical humor.
    7daviddaveinternational

    Slapstick fun

    I worked with Loren and David in their next movie "Dutch Treat". This movie actually has a better overall quality than Dutch Treat. About the only action as far as chase scenes in Dutch, was the two idiots on a tandem bicycle running from a bunch of guys, one armed with a meat cleaver. Detective has many automotive chase scenes around Italy. Great shots of old Rome and Pisa.

    I traded a DVD of Dutch Treat for a DVD of this one and think I did okay.

    I recommend Detective School Dropouts. Good clean fun with lots of mayhem and maiming. One hell of a better ending than Dutch Treat, too.

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    • Trivia
      Cannon initially contracted Tommy Chong to direct. Chong scouted locations in Rome, Italy, but thought the script wasn't funny and suggested adding a romantic subplot. He left the project after Lorin Dreyfuss and David Landsberg rejected his script revisions.

      In the meantime, Cheech Marin signed with Columbia to work on his first solo feature: American chicano (1987). According to Chong, when Marin first told his comic-partner about the project (sometime after he left the Cannon project), he prefaced his decision, insisting he'd felt obligated to work on his own picture since Chong was off in Rome working on "his" own film.
    • Goofs
      Obvious stunt doubles for Paul and Catherina when they jump their ski boat over a barge in the river.
    • Quotes

      Paul Miller: You were born to be a detective!

      Donald Wilson: I was?

      Paul Miller: You reek of detective!

      Donald Wilson: I reek?

    • Crazy credits
      The end credits feature scenes from the movie, some with alternate shots.
    • Alternate versions
      Some of the profanity and some obscene sight gags are cut from the TV version, including the shot of the nude woman in the woods during the car chase. Also, there is looping rumbling sounds when Bruno's car gets stuck in a narrow alleyway before a scaffolding collapses onto it.
    • Connections
      Edited into Eurocrime! The Italian Cop and Gangster Films That Ruled the '70s (2012)

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    • Release date
      • November 28, 1986 (Italy)
    • Country of origin
      • Italy
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Dumb Dicks
    • Filming locations
      • Rome, Lazio, Italy
    • Production companies
      • The Cannon Group
      • Golan-Globus Productions
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $22,123
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 32m(92 min)
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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