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Retenez-moi... ou je fais un malheur!

  • 1984
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  • 1h 30m
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Retenez-moi... ou je fais un malheur! (1984)
Comedy

Jerry Logan is a Las Vegas police officer who is visiting France to see his ex-wife, with whom he is still friendly. She is remarried to Laurent Martin, who is a police officer in France.Jerry Logan is a Las Vegas police officer who is visiting France to see his ex-wife, with whom he is still friendly. She is remarried to Laurent Martin, who is a police officer in France.Jerry Logan is a Las Vegas police officer who is visiting France to see his ex-wife, with whom he is still friendly. She is remarried to Laurent Martin, who is a police officer in France.

  • Director
    • Michel Gérard
  • Writers
    • Michel Gérard
    • David Milhaud
    • Jean-François Navarre
  • Stars
    • Jerry Lewis
    • Michel Blanc
    • Charlotte de Turckheim
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  • IMDb RATING
    3.4/10
    178
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    • Director
      • Michel Gérard
    • Writers
      • Michel Gérard
      • David Milhaud
      • Jean-François Navarre
    • Stars
      • Jerry Lewis
      • Michel Blanc
      • Charlotte de Turckheim
    • 2User reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Jerry Lewis
    Jerry Lewis
    • Jerry Logan
    Michel Blanc
    Michel Blanc
    • Laurent Martin
    Charlotte de Turckheim
    Charlotte de Turckheim
    • Marie-Christine Martin
    Michel Peyrelon
    • Franz
    Gérard Hérold
    • Jean-Benoît
    Jacques Legras
    Jacques Legras
    • Le chef d'orchestre
    Pierre Olaf
    Pierre Olaf
    • L'inspecteur allemand nu
    Max Montavon
    • Le régisseur de l'opéra
    Jackie Sardou
    • L'ouvreuse de l'opéra
    Jean-René Gossart
    • Le gangster chauve
    Maurice Illouz
    Francis Freyburger
    Bernard Charlan
    • Le planton
    Maurice Risch
    Maurice Risch
    • Inspeceur Farett
    Philippe Castelli
    • Le brigadier
    Mylène Demongeot
    Mylène Demongeot
    • La femme sur le banc
    Laura Betti
    Laura Betti
    • Carlotta
    François Aramburu
    • Director
      • Michel Gérard
    • Writers
      • Michel Gérard
      • David Milhaud
      • Jean-François Navarre
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    5videorama-759-859391

    One JL defective comedy

    Otherwise known as The Defective Detective, this JL vehicle is low on laughs and lacks the magic of Lewis's two other films around this time. Starting with a great credit cartoon opening, don't be fooled by what follows. Again Lewis plays a clutz of a character, this one a tired detective, holidaying in France. He stays at his beautiful ex's, where the fun is in watching the rivalry, between Jerry and her new short, average looking husband. The attraction between her and her new hubby is puzzling, yeah. Jerry stumbles onto the hubby's involvement in art fraud, where near the end, we discover in a sort of relief, everyone is not who they seem. The funniest scene, which we must be thankful for, is the pool scene with a whale of a guy, soaking the nearby tourists, poolside by doing two many jumps off a low diving board. The change of atmosphere I like, but what we don't have here is a comedy, just a bad one, though still one, if you like watching Jerry, in not a half bad performance. The others do well too. And what's Jerry's fascination with this operatic singer. Another funny element to that poolside scene.
    2planktonrules

    Made during the absolute nadir in Jerry Lewis' comedy career. Is it an exception or just more of the same?

    "To Catch a Cop" is a Jerry Lewis movie during the actors absolute worst comedic period. After all, around 1980, Lewis returned to film after nearly a decade...only to produce the most awful comedies of his career...or practically anyone's. While I like much of his work, "Cracking Up", "Slapstick of Another Kind" and "Hardly Working" are just painfully unfunny and awful. In the midst of this period, Lewis also made a couple French films, including "To Catch a Cop". Is it a aberration or just another comedy bomb from this period?

    The story begins with Jerry arriving in Paris to visit his ex-wife and her new husband. It soon becomes obvious that the new hubby hates Jerry and you aren't sure if it's mutual or Jerry is just antagonizing him by accident. What follows is practically plotless and you wonder what the new husband is involved in...whether he's a crook or a cop or something else. Jerry is curious, too, as back in Las Vegas where he lives, he is a policeman.

    There isn't a single laugh in this film. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd think it was a drama. I noticed that the other review for this talks about the funny fat guy on the diving board scene...and I thought it was terribly overdone and unfunny....and they kept repeating the gag again and again. In fact, that is the pattern here....when they try to do something funny, they do it repeatedly...showing nothing in the way of subtlety nor timing. A great example is Lewis trying to stuff a body in a trunk. It's an unfunny thing to begin with, but to have the legs keep popping out again and again (accompanied with silly sound effects) was terrible and unfunny. Overall, very tedious but at least it isn't "Cracking Up" or "Slapstick of Another Kind" bad!

    By the way, you might assume I hate Lewis but during this same period, he made some amazing good films...they just weren't intended as comedies. "The King of Comedy" and "Fight for Life" are both exceptional 1980s dramas....and much of it is due to Lewis' ability to handle non-comedic roles. I just wish during this period he'd stuck to drama, as the comedies were a very, very sorry and unfunny lot.

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    • Trivia
      One of two comedies that actor-comedian Jerry Lewis made in France during the early-mid 1980s around 1984. The films are Retenez-moi... ou je fais un malheur! (1984) and Par où t'es rentré? On t'a pas vu sortir (1984). He once said of these two French films: "as long as I have control, you'll never see them in this country [USA]".
    • Connections
      References Jerry chez les cinoques (1964)

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    • Release date
      • January 11, 1984 (France)
    • Country of origin
      • France
    • Languages
      • French
      • English
    • Also known as
      • To Catch a Cop
    • Filming locations
      • Strasbourg, Bas-Rhin, France
    • Production companies
      • Imacité
      • Coline
      • TF1 Films Production
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      1 hour 30 minutes
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      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono

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