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Is there anything more pointless than an old made-for-TV slasher movie like Deadly Lessons? Strict broadcasting restrictions meant that gore, gratuitous sex and nudity were a no-no (there's not even any side-boob!), resulting in a frustratingly tepid thriller. So why did I bother checking this one out? Because it stars Bill & Ted cutie Diane Franklin in the lead role, with supporting turns from Donna Reed (From Here to Eternity, It's a Wonderful Life), Nancy Cartwright (The voice of Bart Simpson), Ally Sheedy (The Breakfast Club), Bill Paxton (Aliens, Weird Science) and... um... Larry Wilcox from C. H.i. P.s. It's this interesting cast that makes the film just about bearable.

The adorable Franklin plays student Stefanie Aggiston, who has won a scholarship to spend the summer at Starkwater Hall, an exclusive private school for girls run by strict head mistress Miss Wade (Reed). Unfortunately for Stefanie, her time at Starkwater coincides with a series of murders, the killer picking off the privileged students one-by-one. Investigating the murders is big-city cop Det. Russ Kemper (Wilcox).

In addition to the lack of gore and nekkidness, Deadly Lessons is totally devoid of scares and suspense, but Franklin is so appealing in the lead that the film is hard not to enjoy to some extent. It's also fun to see pre-fame Sheedy and Cartwright as fellow students, and Paxton before he got his big break in Aliens, as stable hand Eddie Fox, Stefanie's romantic interest. Wilcox, on the other hand, is rather bland, at least until the final scene when he gets to overact.

When girls at Starkwater Hall Boarding School start turning up dead, a group of friends are determined to find out who's doing it. But will they before it's too late? It's a pretty good movie but slasher fans will be disappointed from the lack of blood. There's none, but there is an okay suspense scene at the end.

Pretty boring TV movie that plays around with some slasher tropes, but feels more like a padded episode of Murder, She Wrote. There's never a great sense of danger, but I do like the cast a lot with familiar faces like Diane Franklin, Ally Sheedy, Donna Reed, and Bill Paxton showing up and adding some class to everything. I only wish it were a more exciting movie.

The opening gothic-laced credits accompanied by the perilous sounding music are the creepiest thing you'll get from this practical made-for-TV whodunnit murder-mystery, or if you want to call it a slasher. I guess the tube also wanted to get into the act of the cinematic craze engulfing the early 80s. Someone is stalking, killing girls at a reclusive boarding school. The headmistress seems more concerned about her reputation than that of the girls' safety. That's one thing, nevertheless there are numerous questionable circumstances in the material, as throughout the whole time the danger never lets up, yet there's a real lack of urgency on the grounds (by authorities, staff and students) as one by one, girls end up dead.

Genre tropes are there, but being a TV presentation means it's conventional and tame all over. As it chugs along, things do for most part happen off screen. This didn't stop it from being fairly entertaining, mainly due to the surprising amount of names in this well-oiled cast, than that of the school's melodramatics. It's quite heavy on the (well-mannered) dramas / scandals when the girls aren't probing for clues (ala Nancy Drew style), yet it does try to catch your bluff unsuccessfully, before leading to an outlandish potboiler conclusion. Somewhat anticlimactic, however the killer's motive is the nail in the coffin. Diane Franklin makes an appealing down-to-earth lead, the solid Larry Wilcox is the dogged detective on the case and Donna Reed hits it out of the park as the frigid headmistress. Although it doesn't just end there, as the classmates featured the likes of Ally Sheedy, Nancy Cartwright, Reene Jones and a very minor part for Krista Errickson. Wait I'm not finished just yet, there's also a pre-stardom Bill Paxton and stalwart Donald Hutton as couple of the red herrings.

I thought this movie was pretty good. It's like a 'Scream' movie without the gore and a large variety of suspects. Donna Reed adds a classy touch to the proceedings and Ally Sheedy is shown just before she hit stardom with 'WarGames'. Hopefully this film will be shown on TV soon.