Ni te cases ni te embarques

1982
1h 22m

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Chema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on cr... Read allChema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, pretending to be disabled; Fernando sells "chocola... Read allChema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, pretending to be disabled; Fernando sells "chocolate" in El Rastro, and Millán works as a mourner at funerals and wakes. But since these tra... Read all

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Josema Yuste

Chema
(as Martes y Trece)

Millán Salcedo

Millán
(as Martes y Trece)

Fernando Conde

Fernando
(as Martes y Trece)

Amparo Soler Leal

Marquesa

Agustín González

Venancio

Fina Torres

Igoria

Alejandro de Enciso

Sansón
(as Alejandro Enciso)

Alfonso Nadal

Rodolfo

Mauro Rivera

Fermín
(as Mauro Ribera)

Luis Barbero

Padre Vázquez

Beatriz Carvajal

Virginia

Lola Bayo

Novia

Charo Palacio

Mamá

Juan Diego Botto

Niño

Pedro Javier Sánchez

Tonto

Santiago Rivero

Señor 1º

Alberto Solá

Señor 2º

Alfonso Castizo

Policía

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6jogrant

Dated but still funny

Martes y Trece was Spain's first great comedy team. Many might say it was the last one as well since the only other team to come close since is Cruz y Raya. This is their first feature film, and was done when they were still three members. Later Josema and Millán would continue to improve on the quality of their comedy, getting better and better with time. This film contains a lot of gags that are dated or perhaps less politically correct than today's standard, and the pace is a bit slow for a modern audience. The plays on words that were later typical fair for Martes y Trece aren't really present here, although they do make very good use of colloquial expressions. If you are a comedy fan, if you get a kick out of movies like Deuce Bigelow or Envy then this is well worth watching.