Beyond the Bermuda Triangle

Back in the 70's people believed anything - Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, UFOs, Basil Brush - you name it. Everyone believed in The Bermuda Triangle back then as well, so its not in the least surprising that there was a TV movie about this subject. It has to be said though, it's a pretty half-hearted effort. Not a whole lot happens and it relies far too much on the unexplained. I usually don't mind the unexplained in movies but you've got to earn it. This film doesn't do enough, meaning I wanted sea creatures, aliens or even a cameo appearance from Barry Manilow singing 'Bermuda Triangle' but we don't really get any of that.

Donna Mills stars in this mystery flick about a search for various dumbbells whom have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.

Fred MacMurray plays a codger who wants to find his mistress, so he asks every old drunk and nutcase hanging around the docks for information concerning time warps, disappearances, and the best place to buy a cold beer. His resolve is not a happy one as the only people who will give him the time of day are Donna and her goofy boyfriend (Sam Groom).

No excitement takes place like Fred falling into the drink or Donna going topless. May they all disappear never to be heard from again.

During the Seventies, the ABC Mystery Movies put out several good movies that bordered between mystery and horror. Many of them weren't that bad, and unfortunately are rarely shown today except for The Night Stalker which has become sort of a cult hit. Beyond the Bermuda Triangle is a sort of low key mystery with lots of drama and some low key fantasy as it explores the legends and myths of the Bermuda Triangle through Fred McMurray. Guilty over the disappearance of his brother or best friend, he talks to everyone who knows a little bit about the Triangle or has been touched by it. Donna Mills tries to save him from himself, and young Dana Plato plays the young girl looking for her mother, even going as far as tracing her voice out into the Everglades. The storyline is a little loose with average characters living in or near a little Miami suburb where almost everyone has their own boat. The acting is overly dramatic at times, but it moves along moderately. It's actually a nice little film with a chilling ending, but it doesn't have much of a plot.

In BEYOND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, the paranormal phenomenon of the title is at work once more. When a plane and speedboat disappear mysteriously, Corporate zillionaire Harry Ballinger (Fred MacMurray) gets involved in solving this enigma. Also, a little girl (Dana Plato) seems to be having psychic dreams about her missing mother.

Cue the woo-woo music.

This made-for-TV movie came out when the Bermuda Triangle was all the rage, along with Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and other esoteric creatures and occurrences. As such, it's a bit on the tedious side, with a lot of talk, but little real action.

MacMurray is good, but could have been given more to do with his role. Donna Mills and Sam Groom spend most of their screen time on their soap opera-like relationship instead of anything suspenseful or mysterious. It's very easy to forget that you're watching a movie about unsolved disappearances.

Still, it's watchable enough, just don't expect too much excitement...

Although barely under an hour and a quarter Beyond The Bermuda Triangle seems an eternity sometimes with Fred MacMurray and his cast doing a whole lot of palabering about just why people get lost in the patch of ocean known as the Bermuda Triangle.

ABC did not invest a whole lot into this film with location shooting in Fort Lauderdale, Florida standing in for Bimini in the Bahama Islands. One harbor is as good as another.

Fred and a bunch of friends are in those southern waters for a bit of a holiday when some of those legendary disappearances occur. When it happens to young Dana Plato's parents Fred shows some concern. In fact the only thing that gives this nicely photographed film any excitement is when Dana claims to hear her mother calling. So where does she go? Not out to sea, but into the Everglades.

Nice characters, nice photography, but a dull story.