Le monstre qui vient de l'espace

"The Incredible Melting Man" is a fantastically gross, trashy and energetic Z-grade production that every self-respecting camp-horror freak simply has to see for him/herself! The ideal way to describe this low-budget 70's gem is like a shameless copy of Hammer's "The Quatermass Xperiment" ...only a thousand times filthier! Astronaust Steve West is the only survivor of a disastrous space-mission, but turns out the carrier of a horrible disease that makes him radioactive and ... causes him to melt! In shock after seeing his face in the mirror (can you blame him?), Steve busts out of the hospital, leaving a trail of sticky pus and fallen off body parts behind. Doctor Ted Nelson has to find him urgently, as the disease also set Steve up with an insatiable appetite for human flesh. The premise may sound utterly stupid but this flick is enormously entertaining and contains great make-up effects from the hand of Rick Baker. The melting dude's face looks like a rotting pizza and his heavy breathing makes him sound like Darth Vader! Another big advantage is that William Sachs' screenplay doesn't waste any time on tedious scientific explanations or emotional speeches. The repulsiveness starts right away and lasts until the very last moment of the film. Just enjoy this silly horror gem and try to switch off your brain activity as much as you can because, if you start contemplating about the many stupidities in the script, you'll miss out on all the campy fun!

The Incredible Melting Man plays like an extended episode of The Six Million Dollar Man, but with violence and some nudity. I know this film is a bit crummy but I found it impossible not to kind of like it.

The acting and script are not the best. But the effects are good for a 30 year old movie with a budget of $50 - the title character takes quite a while to actually melt but when he does it's reasonably impressive; we also have one inventive death scene involving electrocution. Of note too is the music, it's insane - a cheese-tastic medley of nonsense.

Notable highlights:

* Marvel at the slow-motion nurse who jumps through a pane of glass for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

* Be amazed by a day in the life of a severed head.

* Beware of the psychotic cannibalistic melting humanoid. Called Steve.

* Be astonished when our hero takes a break from hunting the melting lunatic to have a bowl of soup and complain about insufficient crackers in the kitchen.

This film is just too 70's for me to hate it. It's tacky and trashy but I thought it was a lot of fun. You could do a lot worse.

The acting in this film is rotten, the music similarly crass, and the plot so full of holes it's surprising they were able to string a movie together from it. But...

It's very funny.

Watch this with some mates and you can all have a laugh as the sheer stupidity of it all unfolds in front of you. Why does that nurse run through a glass door? Why does Steve lurk around his friends house, fertilising the garden? Pre-pubescent kids taking a puff? And what's with the head in the waterfall?

I'm sure the intention was to make a genuinely scary film, but it's more like an Ed Wood effort. The only thing they managed to do well was the effects.

After a mishap in space, an astronaut returns to Earth where he starts turning into a murderous melting monster.

I must admit that while watching this B monster movie my opinion of it did change a few times. At first, after the first 15 minutes or so, I thought that this was going to be one cheesy mess of a movie. However I found myself enjoying this campy flick the further I got into it. I mainly have the great makeup effects of a young Rick Baker to thank for it too! Baker's talents are evident even in this early movie with it's bloody good makeup work. The oozing melting man effects are impressive for a low-budget production. There's also a great death-by-power line scene.

Still, this movie isn't flawless now. The performances of the cast are pretty weak and the movie has its share of silly scenes - like an overacting nurse running through a window to escape the title character or a scene where an elderly couple decide to steal some lemons and end-up paying big time!

The Incredible Melting Man is a mixed-bag of B horror fun. Nothing to be taken seriously, for sure, but B horror fans may just dig it.

** 1/2 out of ****

The Incredible Melting Man (1977), looks, every bit, like a polished, seasoned, TV production company, produced a science fiction film, about a lost astronaut, inflicted with a terrible condition, wandering around the hills of southern California, terrorizing the public, while his friends at the space agency, try to save him. Then, Moe, Larry, Curly and Freddy Krueger come into the production and make, another movie. Then, they merge the two movies together into this mess. I decided to look into this situation, with the obvious differences and from what I have read, that is exactly what happened to this doomed production.

Director, William Sachs, who has plenty of good credits in his resume, along with a fine group of seasoned actors and legendary, make-up genius, Rick Baker, started shooting this movie and those parts of the film, are the good ones in this movie. Studio producers then came in, did reshoots on all those scenes, which are truly embarrassing and re-edited the film, in a completely different way. The only thing, that the producers decided to do, that I feel worked in the film, was making the Incredible Melting Man (1977), into a full horror movie and not a parody of itself, which Sachs had originally intended to do. Sachs uses, in his filmmaking process, interesting styles of camera-work, lighting and editing, as well as, strategically-placed, audio edits and voice-over techniques. The film looks really good in some parts. The melting-man is what kills the film.

Rick Baker's creature effects are ok, but they too, suffer from the re-editing and change of direction, that the film took. At one point in the film, we get to witness the melting man's right eye-ball fall out of his head. Unfortunately, later in the film, we can see actor, Alex Rebar's, real eye, poking out behind all of the creature make-up effects. The melting effects worked much better in long shots, back shots and low-lighted scenes. The dripping effect of his skin falling off his body looks cool in some shots. There are plenty of miscues in the film and terribly embarrassing moments, which means, maybe Sachs was right. Make the film a parody of itself, because the melting skin and bones, are a metaphor, for a mess of a film, on the way.

4.6 (E MyGrade) = 5 IMDB.