The Crater Lake Monster

... and how they bore you right out of your mind! The Crater Lake Monster is one of the classic BAD films from the 70's made with no actors of any note, an embarrassing script, woeful direction, and a tireless desire to fuse "horror" with light comedy. This movie introduces a paleontologist who finds drawings of an aquatic dinosaur underneath Crater Lake...a meteor falls from the sky, and an aquatic dinosaur of the claymation variety begins to terrorize and eat the inhabitants surrounding Crater Lake. The whole matter is taken care of by Steve our local sheriff. Much of the film - when not showing pools of blood left behind from what we imagine must have been the beast dining - is spent following the bumbling antic of two guys named Arnie and Mitch who run a boat rental place. They try so bad to be funny, that we get lines like, looking at a business sign, Mitch saying to Arnie "You spelled bait wrong, it's spelled B-A-T-E." The laughs were rather scarce here. We then see them get drunk together and imagine a tree trunk to be the dinosaur. Laurel and Hardy watch out! The dinosaur looks fake, but the movie is fun in a bad way. And at the very least, the lake is beautiful.

In a rural part of the Pacific Northwest of the United States, a meteor falls into a nearby lake shortly after some archaeologists have uncovered cave paintings showing early man fighting what appears to be a dinosaur. In the months after the meteor's impact. Strange happenings are noticed by the two boat renters Mitch (Mark Siegel) and Arnie (Glenn Roberts) as well as the local Sheriff Steve Hanson (Richard Cardella) which may point to a creature long believed to be extinct.

The Crater Lake Monster is a 1977 independent monster film directed and produced by stop motion animator Willaim R. Stromberg who co-wrote the film with star and lifelong friend Richard Cardella. Inspired by his love of monster films of the 1950s, Stromberg had wanted to make a more family oriented horror film in contrast to the rising popularity of more extreme horror of the 70s. The film is noted for its troubled post-production thanks to interference and ineptitude by distributor Crown International who pulled funding for several scenes as well as deleting expository ones that would've expanded on the plot, locked Stromberg out of the editing process, and didn't bother to correct several day for night shots so scenes set at night took place in broad daylight. The movie made a little over $1 million which tanks to a low budget cited under $200,000 most likely yielded a profit even if critical reception hasn't been kind to the film with some ranking it among the worst monster movies. While The Crater Lake Monster does have some glaring flaws as a result of the Crown debacle, there's an undeniable passion and energy on screen that makes this nowhere near the worst monster movies ever made (not even close).

While the titular Crater Lake Monster certainly feels like a "man out of time" given the technical revolution of Star Wars during the same year, given the tone the movie goes for it's rather fitting and shows some impressive utilization of stop motion techniques to bring the creature to life. The script is basically written and acted like a 1950s type monster film complete with some silly reasons why there's a monster as well as the occasionally stilted acting, but all these elements add to that underlying charm of the movie. The funniest aspect of the film for me is the fact comic relief characters Arnie and Mitch played by Glenn Roberts and Mark Siegel are given more screentime than the movies hero and co-writer Steve Hanson, but there is a strange quality that makes them kind of endearing if slightly schticky and I was usually amused by their antics (even if they also result in the movie ending on kind of a downer note). The biggest issue with the movie is the glaring post production issues and that really speaks more to Crown's incompetence than the movie itself, and in spite of those glaring issues I was still amused by the movie.

If you've seen a 50s monster movie, that's basically what this is only dressed up in 70s attire. It's a fun little oddity that never overstays its welcome and will be welcome viewing for bad movie fans and MST3Kers alike (this movie deserves its own episode featuring it). Dim the lights, get some popcorn, and have a good time.

Deep in an old mine, an archaeological team makes a groundbreaking discovery. Then, by some serendipitous happenstance, a meteor strikes in nearby Crater Lake! Later, as fate would have it, THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER emerges, hunting for human snacks. When the local hillbilly population starts to dip, Sheriff Steve Hanson (Richard Cardella) is on the case.

Packed with non-actors delivering their lines with enough wood to build a barn, and "comedy" so unfunny it may cause brain hemorrhaging, this movie is a true blunder to behold! Then, it gets "serious", with a dramatic side story, and that's even worse!

One particular day-for-night scene has the "actors" point out how lovely the stars look, while the sun blazes down. There was absolutely no attempt to make it seem any darker than noon! There are several such scenes, made especially hilarious when someone uses a flashlight to illuminate something -already well lit- in plain sight!

The only thing worth watching is the monster itself, as it's a fairly decent stop-motion creation. No, it's not as good as Ray Harryhausen would have done, but it's still better than anything else in this shambles!

EXTRA POINTS FOR: #1- The ludicrous liquor store robbery! #2- The "scientific" explanation for the creature's sudden appearance! #3- The sheriff's sideburns! #4- The fun-filled finale!

A spectacular movie event for the true schlock-o-holic!...

The heat of a meteor crashing into the lake incubates a prehistoric egg, which grows into a plesiosaur-like monster that terrifies the community and eats those daring enough to go into the lake, like a couple on a honey moon, a felon, and a mild-mannered fisher-man. Granted, the acting is bad (even though actor Mark Siegel went on to have a great effects career at Industrial Light and Magic)and the poor sound and picture quality of the crown international VHS (I just bought my copy of this film on DVD, much better video quality!), and the irritating flaws (How can that chick see "stars" in the middle of the day? How come a cop is driving over a course of 6 MONTHS to get to a dinner?), but despite the poor continuity and plot holes, I must admit that I did enjoy this film. The stop-motion special effects for the dinosaur are excellent, the suspense is adequate, the characters are quit funny, (unintentionally, most of the time) and it was pretty fun to watch and poke at the flaws.......enjoy!

No need to recap the plot. Okay, the film's no classic. In fact, someone in production borrowed the bulldozer vs. monster from 1960's schlock comedy Dinosaurus. But, in my book, the 80-some minutes isn't bad enough to rate among the truly bad, e.g. Manos: The Hands of Fate {1966}. Catch the photography, which is pretty good (of course, post- production bungled day-for-night, but that's not photographer Gentry's fault). Then there're the lush colors, about as vivid as any I've seen. Add Cardella's sturdy performance as the take-charge sheriff, along with some pretty good stop-motion, and you've got genuine compensations that lift results from the truly bad.

Of course, the intended comic relief is pretty lame, along with a script that appears almost thrown together. But perhaps most disappointing is the utter lack of tension. Monsters should generate tension. However, director Stromberg fails to build suspense, which requires a better sense of structure than what's provided here. Instead, the production goes for quick shock, which itself doesn't work very well. All in all, the movie's too good to be truly bad, and too bad to be good. I like what another reviewer observed, namely the results look like they were made by erratically skilled amateurs.