Occasional Wife

The World, The United States and New York City were very different places in 1966 than they are as you're reading this. And Prime Time TV back then was determined to try to distract its viewers with elements that were either nostalgic or completely unrealistic.

But sometimes, there were shows that at least bordered on the facts of the day, even as they played it for laughs. One of those was "Occasional Wife."

At the time, there was a belief that if a man couldn't find a woman to marry him by a certain age, there was something bothersome, untrustworthy, "wrong" about him. So, if a bachelor was trying to climb the corporate ladder in a company, they likely would be passed over by a married guy, especially one with a family.

Such was the case for executive Peter Christopher (Michael Callan) who worked for a Baby Food company (hence, the "family image" issue), as Peter was looking to get promoted by his persnickety boss, Mr. Brahms (Jack Collins). So, Peter did the only thing he thought to do, get his platonic woman friend Greta (Patricia Harty) who was already pretending to be married to "slow down" the male patrons of the cocktail bar she worked at, to be a stand in as his spouse!

Peter moved Greta into an apartment two flights above his own, and the charade began, as Greta was working to become a fashion designer at a local art school (which Peter paid for as recompense for her having to be Peter's "wife").

Scenarios involved Greta playing house for Peter, even as Peter's actual girlfriends were around and about, unexpected visits from his corporate bosses for dinners, and all of the machinations and manipulations that those things created, including the requisite racing up and down the NYC building's fire escape so Peter could escape getting fired.

Plus there were the disapproving glances from the neighbor in-between those floors (great character actor, Bryan O'Byrne) who wordlessly watched the traffic flying past his window.

The most notable thing about the series was that it was narrated by long time Dodgers play-by-play announcer, Vin Scully, in an uncredited role, where he would describe the action and even make commentary about the circumstances (Ron Howard would carry this concept to its zenith with his similar narration of the sitcom "Arrested Development," nearly 40 years later).

The show attempted to be a little bit spicy for its day, sometimes bordering on the same territory that "Three's Company," with its "two ladies and one gentleman in the same apartment" concept perfected just a decade later. But, in the end, despite the charm of Callan and Harty in their roles and the descriptions and accounts offered by Scully, "Occasional Wife" was out at home in just one at bat, er, season.

I too loved this show as a teenager. It didn't last long but I remember it well. I thought I might be the only one who did until I looked it up and read the other reviews. It was a funny show with what I thought was a lot of potential for hilarious episodes. There was a lot of climbing in and out of windows and a lot of close calls when they were almost caught in separate apartments or with other people. It seemed to fit with the popular situation comedies of the time (Bewitched, That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie). I've always wondered why it didn't catch on. I wonder what was on the other networks at the same time. Would that explain why it was overlooked? I don't know if I would feel the same if I saw the episodes today but I would love to give it a try.

"Occasional Wife" ran for one season on NBC from September 13, 1966 until May 9, 1967. The series was one of the first to forego the use of a laugh track. Its narration is by legendary sportscaster Vin Scully. "Occasional Wife" got off to a good start, tying at 18 in the Nielsen ratings with "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.". It began facing tougher competition from rival networks, dropping to 64 and was cancelled after 30 episodes.

The show centers around Peter Christopher (Michael Callan), a happy bachelor who is pressured to find a wife to please his family and to advance his career. His boss Max Brahms (Jack Collins) of Brahms Baby Food Company is a firm believer in family men. Peter enlists the help of a young hat check girl Greta Patterson (Patricia Harty), in exchange for paying for her art lessons and setting her up with an apartment two floors above his, to play the role of his wife whenever needed. The series rides this plot with the complications of hiding the fact they aren't married from their colleagues, friends and family.

Reflecting upon the series, after watching each episode, "Occasional Wife" is a rather farcical sitcom featuring an outlandish premise. Early on, I found many episodes struggled to maintain flow with plots feeling somewhat strained. As such, I think the series would have had much more success as a feature film expanding upon the pilot with elements of other episodes. The plot of hiding the "occasional wife" routine became overplayed in my eyes. As the series progressed, I feel the best episodes are those that doesn't depend on this premise.

Michael Callan and Patricia Harty developed a very comfortable chemistry (they married months after the series ended). However, their comedy style was more of that of a straight man, forcing the comedy to come from interactions with others. I like the casting of Jack Collins as Peter's pushy, family-first boss Mr. Brahms.

The series was at its best with the comedy of talented guest stars: John Astin in "I Do, We Don't", Dick Wilson in "One Plus One Equals Too Many", Don Penny in "My Occasional Brother's Keeper", etc.). Stuart Margolin's meek Bernie could engage the viewer and provide comedy. The series would have benefited greatly if he was a regular in some capacity. It was also fun to watch Jack Riley as Peter's snake-in-the-grass office rival, years before he became a treasured deadpan scene stealer in "The Bob Newhart Show".

Among subpar offerings, there are some good episodes in the series.

This series is a complete, total and utter non-sequitur. Visually it's bright colors and stark scenery (this is a 1960's TV budget) are firmly planted in 1959. The story line superficially is pure Doris Day/Rock Hudson. The execution is more Larry David/Monty Python. This situation comedy is so surreal that it could never last more than a season in a world where HBO/Showtime would not exist for 20 years. From the bongos in the opening title music to the avant-garde narration you know you are in a parallel universe. The plots are totally stupid...hello, Jerry Sienfeld! The resolutions make no sense and the stories turn on a dime...Why?...Why not! As the playboy who hires a hat check girl (this is a time when men wore hats) to pose as his wife so he can get a job promotion (the president of a baby food company does not give promotions to unmarried men), Michael Callan makes an excellent self-centered playboy...and he sleeps with women he is not married to. Is this 1966 TV? Patricia Harty proves herself to be an incredible comedian. Cute, perky, smart and thoroughly self-absorbed; she is an utter gem (Coutney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Debra Messing can't hold a candle to her talent). To add to the sideshow, the third billed character who appears in the opening manages to not say a word in the entire series. The guest stars are a "Who's Who" of 60's TV including Sally Field and John Astin. If you are a devoted fan of "The Beverly Hillbillies" or "The Andy Griffith Show", please move on. For the rest of us, sit back and enjoy.

It seems there were a LOT of 11 year old people (who are all, as of this writing in June, 2019, in their SIXTIES!) who remember series TV from fifty years before. Personally, I believe one of the best and most clever things about "Occasional Wife" (a clever premise in itself) was the casting of a man who not long ago had an L.A. street named after him - the road to Dodger Stadium - the great Vin Scully. Vinnie was "The Voice Of The Dodgers" since The Brooklyn Dodgers became The Los Angeles Dodgers at the end of the 1950's, and he did that better than just about anyone who is the Team Announcer for just about ANY Major League Baseball team. Scully's wry delivery during the opening of the show should have won an Emmy all by itself. "...And so they set up housekeeping. Peter, in his apartment on the 7th floor, and Greta, in her apartment on the 9th floor... to the lasting confusion of the fellow in between!" If you're a real die-hard for this show, please forgive my memory if I messed up a word or two there. At any rate, "Occasional Wife" was a comedy that was actually funny! And that's something many of today's sitcoms only wish THEY were.