Yûsei ôji

Prince of space is a pretty crappy movie, but it isn't the so called "Starman" series. The Starman series, which has been released in two volumes from Something Weird video, features a tights-wearing japanese man running around laughing and beating people up as they fire guns, which they know can't kill him, for he's made of steel. Shintoho, a company that was an off shoot of the great Toho production company created these films which range from bad to so horrible that you want to spray mace in your eyes so you can't see the screen. Walter Manly, the man responsible for delivering these messes to America made it worse by cutting them down from serials and turning them into 75 minute films about salamanders and monsters, and emerald planets... I really couldn't follow the plot I was to busy throwing up... anyway, their are some really classic moments in the films, weird, American serial influenced fights against hordes of creatures or even space facists, and mutants dressed in costumes you'd think were made by the producer's mother for $15.00. There are four films made for American release (even though there were nine films from Japan, three of them were turned into "The Evil Brain From Outer Space" which, sadly, is one of the better ones. My favorite of them all is "Invaders from Space, which has some nifty acrobatics and isn't as boring as some of the others. Prince of Space does suck, but then again so does Starman... if you've got nerdy friends and you're either drunk and/or high and your looking for a giggle, check them out.

Some time ago, "Prince of Space" was on IMDB's infamous Bottom 100 list. It left the list when IMDB recently changed the minimum number of votes needed to make the list. Its ever being on the list is a bit odd, as other Japanese films aren't on the list and there certainly are worse Japanese movies...though this is hardly a glowing endorsement. So how did it get on the list? Most likely it was there because it was featured on "MSTK3000"...and when the mininum number of notes needed for inclusion, several other "MSTK3000" entries (such as "The Girl in the Gold Boots") dropped off the list as well.

The film was originally part of a kid's series...sort of like an old-time movie serial. It was pieced together and dubbed into English as a feature film.

The story begins with an intergalactic jerk arriving on Earth and doing nasty things...and he'll continue until everyone surrenders. And, since Earth weapons seem powerless against these invaders, everyone seems screwed...until The Prince of Space shows up to fight the evil Phantom! Can this do-gooder manage to thwart this invasion?

As I mentioned above, this really wasn't intended as a full-length film for adults but kids. It also is badly dubbed and hacked into pieces...which only makes it more unwatchable. But it also features ridiculous baddies with dopey noses and the usual annoying 1950s-60s annoying Japanese cliche...the kids who manage to communicate with a monster or flying space man...thus saving the planet. It's NOT a good film...no doubt about that. But Bottom 100 bad, certainly not.

"Your weapons have no effect on me" but this movie does. Want to laugh until you fall over? This is the one that tops the charts for the worst Japanese film of all times. The story appears to be that 7, or maybe 8, chickens try to take over the earth, or Japan, or something and a shoe-shine boy, who is really the Prince of Space, points a butane grill lighter at them and jumps around with a sinus mask over his face. The Phantom of Krankor, the head chicken (or is that rooster?), forgot his underwear much to our dismay (or delight),has drooping football pads under his tights, and laughs demonically every five minutes. His flock keep shooting at the Prince with their stick weapons, ignoring his statement that the "weapons have no effect on me". Maybe they should have just hit him over the head. To add to the confusions, small Japanese boys run around giving orders, having access to restricted government property and speaking with a variety of American accents. Somewhere along the line, a giant Pillsbury Dough Boy appears, guarding the planet Krankor, and is easily dispatched by the Prince. So much for giant guardians. The wimpy scientists, meeting in a room the size of the Metropolitan Opera, run the gamut of emotions from cowardice to boredom, which is probably what you will do as you watch this film. It all works out, I guess and the world is safe from Krankor and his flock of invading Rhode Island Reds. I wonder if the Prince went back to his shoe shine job?

Ok...here we have a japanese space epic set in the wonderful Japanese town of Beaver Falls.....BEAVER FALLS?

This is one of my favorite bad movies...it never fails to crack me up when we watch the MST3K version, although I could probably sit through it without the MST gang and still have fun doing the MST jokes myself.

I've seen worse...at least I can sit through this one...there are several movies I don't think I could stomach again, even on MST3K...most notably the horrible Red Zone Cuba and the equally absymal Future War...

Forget the ratings! It's a bad movie, but it will have you laughing the whole way through. The story is lame, the acting non-existent (to their credit, the actors were working hard), and production values were low. Still, I watch it occasionally; it's a guilty pleasure.