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The raw talent of comic Jerry Lewis, has rarely been equaled, but not often surpassed. He has entertained American audiences for decades. Today, his star power has become a present staple in France. Here, is one of his finer offerings. It's called " Don't Give up The Ship. " In this movie, Jerry plays John Paul Steckler the VII, who as fate would have it, is the Jr. Officer of the U.S.S. KornBlatt. Shortly before the end of WWII, he is ordered to sail the ship to the U.S. where the ship is to be decommissioned. Unfortunately, he is accidentally stranded on a Japanese held island and fails to report the loss of his ship. Now, years later, he is summoned to Washington, by Congressman Mandeville, (Gale Gordon) and Adm. Bludde (Robert Middleton) to explain where he last left his ship. This on the eve of his wedding. Only with the help of Ens. Benson (Dina Merrill) and Stan Wychinsky (Mickey Shaughnessy) can he hope to remember where the missing ship is. This film is one of Lewis's finest examples of true laughter in it's purest form. A Classic by any other name which has stood the test of time. ****

Jerry Lewis plays John Paul Steckler VII who has just got married to beautiful Prudence Trabert (Diana Spencer).The bliss doesn't last for too long.John happens to be a Navy officer and he was responsible for getting USS Kornblatt home after the WWII ended.USS Kornblatt is a battleship.John Paul Steckler (the seventh) has hard time remembering where he left the vessel.Now he has ten days to find it or he's in big trouble.He won't be having too much time for the honeymoon.He does get close to a woman but that woman isn't his wife.That woman is Ensign Rita Benson (Dina Merrill) who's there to help John Paul Steckler (the seventh) with his trouble.When Prudence finds out that the Ensign is a she and that they shared a cabin together in a train that means another trouble for John.This time marital.Norman Taurog's Don't Give Up the Ship (1959) gives the Jerry Lewis fans what they need; Laughs, lots of, lots of laughs.Jerry is surrounded in this movie with beautiful and talented ladies.Dina Merrill and Diana Spencer are both superb.Mickey Shaughnessy does the part of Stan Wychinski and he does it brilliantly.Robert Middleton is great as Bludde.There are lots of funny scenes in this movie.In one awfully funny one John is at the bottom of the sea diving with Stan.Oh man did I laugh! In another funny scene Jerry ends up in a wrestling ring.Jerry Lewis is the mastermind behind many classic movies.He may not have directed or written this one but he is there with his comedy.That's enough.His comic touch makes this movie something really special.Jerry's comedy is something very original, something you can't copy.Many have tried, many have failed.Some have gotten close maybe, but nobody can beat the original.

As with most of the old Jerry Lewis films, "Don't Give Up the Ship" was a very funny movie, rich in the old Jerry Lewis slapstick comedy. It was especially fun for me as I served aboard the ship used in the movie as the "USS Kornblatt". But, no, gentlemen, the trivia section here is incorrect as to the identity of that ship. It was NOT the USS STEMBEL (DD-644), a fleet Destroyer, but USS VAMMEN (DE-644), a Destroyer-Escort. That the "Kornblatt" was a DE was mentioned MANY times in the film. I'm certainly not trying to detract from the film, but merely trying to get my "old Home" some of the recognition she deserves. Sadly there is only one ship of her class that has been preserved as a museum ship anywhere in the country, USS SLATER.

The premise here isn't bad -- the Navy misplaces a destroyer escort and wants to hold somebody accountable, so they go after the nebbish-y officer least likely to put up a fight. If you work in a bureaucracy, you know the thinking is accurate. And the film is shot reasonably well. But the results are merely above average and not more, and that's mostly because like so many old movies, this one has a scope and production that belie the sitcom plotting.

Jerry Lewis is that officer. Now, when you're a kid, you don't understand why so many adults don't like him. But you get older and realize his constant rubberfaced mugging is neither clever not satisfying. It stands in place of actual performance. Worse, they cast Dina Merrill as his romantic interest. Now, Merrill was always a dry actress, but when paired up with Lewis, she comes across more manly than he does. A lot of potential actresses comes to mind that Lewis could play off of.

For instance, Suzanne Pleshette, who was in Lewis' often offensive The Geisha Boy the year before, could provided the motherly grounding necessary to make Lewis tolerable. But Merrill comes across more like an icy cheerleader who just wants to be one of the gang. It's not that she's bad -- because she's not -- but just that she's not particularly good.

There are some odd moments in the film, too, which doesn't often fit the tone. For instance, when Lewis' character is playing with "worry balls," is it supposed to parodying The Caine Mutiny? If so, the scene never does anything else with it. When he dives headfirst into the ocean bottom and later gets attacked by an octopus, it's slapstick to the point of being cartoonish. Yet, the bits about WW2 seem more melodramatic and not a little bit racist.

There are obvious comparisons of this movie to Blake Edwards' Operation Petticoat, a far superior film. If Blake Edwards had done this one, the script no doubt would have been tighter, but it also would be hard to imagine a craftsman like Edwards putting up with the sophomoric haminess of Jerry Lewis. After all, he worked with the great Peter Sellers.

I do not know where these people got their info.,but for all intents and purposes,it's wrong.The movie,(or most of it)was filmed aboard the USS Gregory DD802.I was aboard the Gregory when it was filmed and participated in the filming as an extra.At least I guess thats what you'd call me,as I was a member of the crew.I was a BTFN at the time.Jerry Lewis tossed a ball with members of the crew and crewmen on a tender tied up opposite us at the pier during breaks and lunch.This was in 1955or56 I think,and I was transferred to the USS Vammen DE644 in June of 1958.I may be off a little on my dates but my memory of the filming is not.I cannot understand why anyone would say they were at the filming when they were not,unless they filmed at more than one location.

Fred Williams