Diary of a Nudist

I have to agree with the gentleman from England. Seeing this film for any other reason than simple fun would be a mistake! This film is a nudie-cutie. In this day of hardcore, it is hard to imagine that this was the "hardcore" of its day. Beautiful cinematography, beautiful locales and sun-drenched bodies offer a sleepy, idyllic look at an alternate reality. It should be remembered that in those times the idea of the naked form and sin WERE synonymous, therefore, Davee Decker would have been regarded as a lowlife to many for being photographed in the nude. To my mind that makes her a bit of a hero! What makes it more interesting to me is the fact that she looked like the typical young housewife of that era, the lady next door that you would have borrowed a cup of sugar from. A fun little cult film, not to be taken too seriously, I'm really curious to find out if she is still alive and what made her do nudie movies when it was taboo at that time.

This is a very deep movie. It addresses so many social issues in a very subtle way. This should be required viewing for any film class. The director didn't waste valuable screen time with dialog. Instead she got lots of shots of tits. Okay, so a newspaper editor discovers a nudist colony and decides to expose the group to the public and have it shut down. To do this, he assigns his best reporter and tells her to act like a nudist. In other words, let's see those tits. Here's where the story really takes off. The reporter is given a tour of the place by an ugly, old lady who doesn't get naked. We're all grateful for that. While on the tour she's exposed to people playing shuffleboard. The people playing shuffleboard are having a wonderful time, watching a puck slide. They're all happy, smiling and even excited. Playing shuffleboard. They're grinning from ear to ear. Playing shuffleboard. They're naked. Playing shuffleboard. They don't speak. They just grin and laugh and play shuffleboard. The reporter finds herself enjoying the place. All the guests are fairly young and in decent shape. No fatties or old farts. You can see boobs all over the place. The reporter starts to think there's nothing wrong with letting her tits hang out. She thinks playing shuffleboard naked and getting all excited is okay. Then we see the swimming pool. A woman gets out of the water and dries herself. She's smiling. She dries the same spot on her leg for like a minute. She's happy and excited just like the people playing shuffleboard. She doesn't speak either. She just grins and dries herself. I guess she's happy that everybody can see her tits and she's getting paid to show them. Then the story takes us to another place. The editor shows up. He doesn't get naked. He wears this ridiculous bikini bottom that covers his belly button. It looks stupid. He walks around and sees the idiots playing shuffleboard and grinning and women getting out of the pool and drying off and grinning. And of course he sees a bunch of boobs. The editor changes his mind about the place and even falls in love with the reporter. Her dedication to the job, her writing skills, her tits. He decides the place is okay. I mean you've got a bunch of boobs to look at and nobody says anything. Director to actress - "Okay, in this scene I want you to look at the people playing shuffleboard and think to yourself how great it is" Director to cameraman - "Make sure you get her tits in the shot" Most people would think this movie was nothing more than an excuse to show boobs and butts but maybe it isn't. Sure, there's a scene where we see the reporter just looking the place over and showing her boobs. She doesn't speak. She just stands there with her boobs out. Sure there are more scenes where nobody speaks and we see more boobs. But deep down the movie is sending a message. Take your clothes off and play shuffleboard. You'll turn into an idiot. I would give this 10 out of 10 stars but I didn't like how they never told us the score in the shuffleboard matches. So, I give it 1 star out of 10.

Is this a great movie? No. There is no real plot and no acting to speak of. But it's a great reminder of how movies were pre-Deep Throat.

Obscenity laws forced nudie filmmakers to make it appear that these movies promoted public awareness.

Hence, this is done as a pseudo documentary. Not unlike some of Russ Meyer's very early flicks. (Mondo Topless, etc.)

There's plenty of T&A. Full frontal female nudes abound.

The guy's are naked too, only you don't see anything.

What is striking about this movie is how hot the girls are. It's a fun movie to watch, but don't expect anything close to porn. It's really just hot girls lounging around in different places at the nudist colony.

It's so innocent it's great!

An interesting artifact from a bygone era, the "nudie-cutie" move, like the "nudist" movie and magazine arose during the few years between the allowing of nudity in movies and the de facto legalization of hardcore pornography. And then disappeared when hardcore porn became readily available and the skin magazines more explicit. Like "The Raw Ones" and later "Educating Julie" you can take this one as a "documentary" on the nudist lifestyle or an excuse to see naked bodies-girls-but in an un-explicit and more tasteful manner. I am amused to see the "acting" dismissed as "wooden", seen plenty of big budget productions with big names that did not do any better, and appearing in the buff took a bit of nerve back then. So sit back and enjoy it for what it isi.

Diary Of A Nudist was the kind of movie that was extremely controversial and daring 45 years ago. This was the kind of movie that teenagers with fake I.D.'s would go out to see at the drive-ins. For years, mainstream cinema never offered up any skin and seeing the kinds of nudie-cutie quickies from Russ Meyer, Herschell Gordon Lewis, and Doris Wishman certainly were a shock to the system. Today, films like this are considered to be curiosity pieces. There is tons of nudity but very little else. No titillation, no sexual situations, and nothing explicit. Just a group of healthy, beautiful people doing everyday things in the buff.

Still, the movie is a lot of fun to watch; even though there seems to be so much tedium and is slow moving. The scenery is beautiful and you feel you are seeing what Heaven would look like in 1961. There are some fine looking women who always seem to be carrying around hats, towels, and magazines over the more "controversial" private parts. Also, Davee Decker is quite lovely; even though her voice is dubbed.

If you long to see what an "adult movie" was like in the early days and can accept the fact that it is only nudity and nothing more then you will have some fun with this one. It airs occasionally on Drive-In Classics.