Love Is a Headache

In the late 1930s, MGM turned out some high-concept programmers that are fun to watch. None of these, to my knowledge, cause migraines-- just fits of laughter. Love Is a Headache is one of these charming films.

The story, which is rather simplistic, is about a fading actress (Gladys George) who adopts two street urchins as a publicity stunt. The urchins are portrayed by Mickey Rooney and Virginia Weidler, who convey a realistic and believable sibling relationship. (The studio would re-team Rooney and Weidler in a few other films, notably in an installment of the Andy Hardy series.)

The picture also benefits from the presence of MGM contract player Franchot Tone (who was Mr. Joan Crawford at this time). Tone plays Miss George's love interest and is in all likelihood going to become a daddy to the two urchins. It's nice to see him in more of a 'family'-type comedy.

This is yet another variation on a genre Hollywood used to make years ago: movies about tough guys - or women - who turn out to have a heart, often revealed through interaction with children. Wallace Beery specialized in that sort of role.

The script is weak, and the direction too often leaden, which really keeps this movie from amounting to anything memorable, despite the fact that the cast is all fine and all did much better work in other pictures.

It's just a shame someone couldn't have radically improved the dialogue, to give it a little punch. A better director would have asked for significant rewrites.

If the characters had had some depth, the actors could have done something interesting with them.

"Love is a Headache" is from 1938, a short second feature that runs one hour and 15 minutes, and stars Franchot Tone, Gladys George, Mickey Rooney, and Virginia Wiedler.

Tone plays Peter Lawrence, a gossip columnist who knew one Broadway star, Carlotta (whom he calls Charlie) Lee back when they were kids. He never lets up on her, and when she takes a role in a flop show, he says the show is no good and she's making a mistake. She's about to sign a contract for another dud and is angry with Peter for writing about her in his column.

Peter also has an interest in two young kids, Mike and Jake O'Toole (Rooney and Wielder), who are now orphans after their father is killed. On his latest broadcast, he calls out for anyone who can adopt these children. Carlotta's publicist thinks will be great for her, so he arranges to have the children brought to her apartment. Meanwhile, Peter knows nothing of this, planning to thoroughly investigate anyone interested. When he finds out, he assumes this is a cheap publicity stunt.

Entertaining film, with Gladys George giving a wonderful performance as Carlotta, a dedicated performer but a woman with a heart. Rooney as the tough older brother is, as always, excellent, and as his vulnerable little sister Wiedler is excellent as well. Franchot Tone is smooth and sophisticated as Peter Lawrence.

Those were the good old days, when columnists were an important part of the Broadway and movie scenes, and many times they would broadcast their programs from nightclubs or high-end restaurants, adding some glamor. There was a fun clip of the old Times Square at the beginning of the film. Wow, times have changed.

This gives the superb Gladys George a good, meaty role. The plot is a bit well-worn. But she is in all her glory as a temperamental grand lady of the stage with a heart of gold. (The plot involves no drinking on her part, which is a nice change from the general typecasting her tough voice and soft manner brought.) Let's get one thing clear: The title means nothing. It seems slapped on out of desperation. What romantic title could not be called "Love Is A Headache"? From "Gone With the Wind" to "Mala Noche," with many stops in between, there could have been hundreds of movies with that title.

The supporting cast is fun. Franchot Tone is fine. Mickey Rooney and Virginia Weidler are real pros.

Though I liked this primarily because of Ms. George, I have to say that Rooney shines. He had that quality the camera loved that certain big stars had. Marilyn Monroe is one of them. When either of these two appeared in a movie's early scenes, the audience sits up and says "Whoa! Who is THIS?"

LOVE IS A HEADACHE (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, 1938) directed by Richard Thorpe, stars Gladys George in a welcome change of pace, COMEDY. After a couple of serious dramas (STRAIGHT IS THE WAY (1934) and THEY GAVE HIM A GUN (1937) both with Franchot Tone, and notable tearjerkers (VALIANT IS THE WORD FOR CARRIE (1936) and MADAME X (1937)), George gets her chance to make her audience laugh. Though the title isn't as impressive as the story, this is George in rare form. Cast opposite Franchot Tone for the third and final time, working opposite a couple of kids again (Mickey Rooney and Virginia Weidler) as she did in VALIANT IS THE WORD FOR CARRIE, George shows she can be just as amusing as she can be sentimental.

Carlotta Lee (Gladys George) is a stage actress whose recent play, "A Lady of Experience" has closed after two days. With four consecutive flops in a row, Carlotta goes after the upcoming production of "Carolina" by Sam Ellinger. Peter Lawrence (Franchot Tone), a columnist of the New York Chronicle, having known Carlotta most of her life, keeps advising her not to assume roles in plays that would hurt her career but prefers to listen to her own conscience in play selections instead. Assisted by Jimmy Slattery (Ted Healy), her press agent, Carlotta is acquainted with Reginald Odell (Ralph Morgan) who has inherited $40 million and wants to marry her. After Joe Cannon gives the news to Peter that their former classmate from the old neighborhood, Francis X. "Buck Teeth" O'Tool, a window cleaner having plunged to his death from a twelve-story building leaving his two kids orphans, Fred decides to help the O'Toole children, Mike (Mickey Rooney) and his kid sister, Jake (Virginia Weidler) from being sent separately to an orphanage by finding them a permanent home. Following Fred's broadcast over the radio, Jimmy arranges for the kids to live in the luxurious home of Carlotta Lee without her knowledge. Not only is Carlotta angry about having a couple of street wise kids upsetting her daily routine but is equally upset with Fred accusing her of taking in these kids for publicity reasons with intentions of taking them away from her. Co-starring Fay Holden (Mary, Peter's Secretary); and Barnett Parker (Hutchkiss, the Butler). Character actress Jessie Ralph is quite amusing as both sheriff and justice of the peace of a small Connecticut town.

LOVE IS A HEADACHE is a likable story that plays fast for its 73-minutes. Aside from Gladys George gathering enough attention as a temperamental actress who only plays polite in front of the press and showing her true self behind closed doors, Ted Healy (in his final movie role) and Frank Jenks do an amusing byplay reminiscent to comedy team of George Burns and Gracie Allen pertaining to "Reincarnation." With other amusing bits by Gladys George, it's a pity she didn't get to do more comedies like this. She and Tone give the impression they were enjoying themselves during production, and it shows.

Seldom broadcast on commercial television since the 1960s, LOVE IS A HEADACHE began to surface regularly on cable television's Turner Classic Movies since 1994. For anybody who knows Gladys George solely as a character actress in secondary or minor parts of the 1940s should get to watch her in a rare leading performance that indicates love is a headache but also a whole lot of fun, too. (***)