Half-Wits Holiday

Pretty much a carbon copy of the classic short HOI POLLOI (1935). I don't like it when they re-do classics, although this is okay. But as we all probably know, Curly (who was already ill at the time from a previous stroke) suffered a second, more powerful stroke during the filming and had to be hospitalized and retired afterwards. While Curly was in the hopsital, the heartless Columbia-head bastard, Harry Cohn, forced Moe and Larry to finish filming the short without him. That must've been really hard for them to do, and it wasn't worth it anyway. The pie-fight may be pretty funny, but Curly's absense from it is too obvious, and the ending was pretty weak and out-of-place.

As a big Curly fan, it's not easy for me to see this comic genius struggling in his last few years, and watching this film knowing he had another stroke during the filming is hard. This short should have never been released, and they should've left THREE LITTLE PIRATES as Curly's last short, since he does a remarkable job there, even despite his ill health.

Also, a few more things: to the person who said they used a double for Curly for the rest of the short after he was sent to the hospital, that didn't happen. Maybe you're thinking of Shemp's death, where they used a double for him in 4 shorts after he died. And also, to the person who said that Shemp wasn't that great - you have to give Shemp another chance. Although Curly's my personal favorite Stooge, Shemp was very talented and funny in his own right, and he and Curly are both equally great. Plus, he was the original third Stooge anyway, so he already had experience, even before he re-joined in 1947. Now, Joe Besser, on the other hand, he was a pathetic Stooge from start to finish.

Excluding a cameo appearance he has in "Hold That Lion", this is really the last 3 Stooges film ever to feature Curly. It is a satisfying swan song... if Curly had to end his acting career with a film, I'm glad it was this one. The premise is basically re-used from an earlier Stooges short "Hoi Polloi" (i.e. two professors bet whether environment or heredity determines social behavior and use the Stooges to settle their wager) but this film is, in my opinion at least, superior to "Hoi Polloi" thanks largely to Moe's acting contributions (he seems to be at his most vicious here; among other things, he dumps his cigar ashes down Curly's throat) and some new gags (the memorable dining table scene). Curly does not appear in the film's final moments (he suffered a stroke before those scenes were filmed) and the film suffers a little from that but this is still one of my very favorite Stooge flicks... historical aspects aside. RECOMMENDED

Taken at face value, without knowledge of the history behind it, this is a lot of fun. The dining table & reading scenes are among the funniest Stooge bits I've ever seen, and the latter includes what has to be the strangest Stooge quote ever: "Tar yetridy eeth say. Glug zap snorglotz ramitz. Ronissance kibbaertz..."

The problem is, this is hard to take at face value. Even if one didn't know about Curly's career-ending stroke while filming this, one has to wonder why his character never comes back after walking off to go sit down -- his absence from the rest of the film is obvious and makes no sense.

This was just the beginning of what was clearly a hard period for Larry & Moe. It's hard to imagine them having to be funny on film for the next several years while seeing Curly waste away, or during 1956 having to pretend the late Shemp was still filming with them. Knowing these parts of their history can really overshadow the humor of some of their films.

Curly of The Three Stooges sat down in Jules White's chair while the director was instructing the film crew where to set up for the climatic pie fight scene in January 1947's "Half-Wits Holiday." The comedian, who had suffered a series of minor strokes in the past year, just finished three and a half days of filming. A few minutes later the assistant director called the actors, including the Stooges, to take their places. Moe noticed Curly was sitting with his head drooped, his mouth noticeably distorted. Curly couldn't speak, and was crying. Quietly, White and a few others helped Curly to a studio back room where he was transported to the local hospital, with Moe and Larry accompanying him. Unfortunately for Curly, he suffered a major stroke, which ended his acting career on May 6, 1946, the day the incident took place. Jerome Lester Horwitz (Curly Howard) would live another five years, marry his fourth wife and have a second daughter, Janie. But he was in no shape to perform before the camera after the May stroke, something not quite understood at the time.

Very few people on the set were aware of the extent of Curly's situation. Actor Emil Sitka, in his Stooges debut, remembers the day, writing in his diary, "It wasn't announced to the rest of the cast; nobody knew what happened. No one - including Moe, Larry and Jules - ever told us how serious his condition was. It was only after the picture had been completed that I found out he took ill." Although Curly appeared briefly in the Stooges 1947's "Hold That Lion!" he was in too bad of shape to return. His brother Shemp filled in for him on a temporary basis, which turned out to be permanent. Director White, Moe and Larry quickly reworked the concluding scene with additional cutaways of several other actors getting pies thrown in their faces, footage which came in handy in later Stooges' films. Curly's last scene he appeared in was when he was about to eat a pie at the party before Moe catches him, grabs the pie and says, "Now sit down before I crown you." Curly walks off camera, an end to an illustrious career.

Just before Curly's major stroke on the Columbia Pictures' set that week, a clearly ailing Curly had Moe by his side nudging him when it was his turn to speak. White had a difficult time directing Curly in "Half-Wit Holidays," especially the scene where the three were introduced to party guests after two professors, Prof. Quackenbush (Vernon Dent) and Prof. Sedietz (Ted Lorch), had made a bet one of them could make gentlemen out of them. White said of filming Curly's part, "I had a devil of a time getting that scene. Curly just couldn't get the hang of it. I should have realized then that he was deteriorating even further." It had been 14 years since Curly was brought on board to play the third Stooge in 1932 after his sibling Shemp left in disgust after he got tired of manager Ted Healy's constant harping. Curly emerged as the favorite for many Stooges' fans over the years, and his trademark reactions and expressions are forever imprinted in the lexicon of future comedy. Film critic David Lobosco wrote, "By the end of the 1930s, Curly Howard was clearly the star of the Three Stooges. His childlike mannerisms and natural comedic charm made him a hit with audiences, particularly children. Having no formal acting training, his comedic skill was entirely spontaneous." The irony of Curly's previous movie, December 1946, "Three Little Pirates," filmed a month earlier before his final film, was that his performance was a throwback to the days where his health was vibrant. Curly was flawless in the Stooges' film when he played the Marharaja of Cararsie, delivering some of the most complex dialogue in the Stooges' repertoire. Director Edward Bernds, who had experience dealing with Curly's deteriorating health, remarked, "I guess I should be thankful that Curly was in one of his 'up' periods, because it was strange the way he went up and down. In 'Three Little Pirates,' he was terrific. It was the last flash of the old Curly." Actor Emil Sitka wrote a diary of his first days with the Stooges in "Half-Wits Holiday." He described the three comics, labeling Moe as the "brains" of the trio, "Curly, the shaven-head, is the younger brother (huskiest, but most ailing); and Larry is the most argumentative but most sure of line delivery. All in all, they have perfect timing in scenes, especially where they all three participate. They're all the same size - very short, a head shorter than I am. I must admit their entire bodies are almost perfect 'clown-machines.'' Unfortunately for Curly, his machine finally wore down, eventually dying in 1952 at 48.

Many people like to view Half-Wits Holiday as Curly's last performance and talk about how ill he was. I prefer to take a longer look and mention how funny it is. It has plenty of classic stooge mayhem and lines. The boys being regarded as three missing links; feeling ashamed at the prospect of being turned into gentlemen; Symona Boniface telling Moe, "You act as though the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head!"; and of course, a tidy pie fight.

I've always thought that Moe seemed to get meaner as he got older, and my personal suspicion was that he didn't like the fact that his brother Curly was forced to act and not rest in his last few years as a stooge. (And after Curly's death, Moe really took it out on Shemp.) I was also thinking it must have been difficult for him on a certain level to be hitting Curly when his kid brother was obviously not well.

Anyway, I think this short has one of the most classic stooge lines ever. It's when the boys are seated around the dinner table and being coached on proper dining etiquette but only pretending to use utensils and eat food. Curly turns to Professor Quackenbush and asks, "Pardon me, what are we eating now?"