"You said you would protect me forever."
"But that was seven years ago."
On June 9, 1925, the newly built Stanford Theater in Palo Alto had its grand opening, and for its first movie, put on the world premiere of Reginald Denny's I'll Show You the Town. The theater had won a competition of some sort held by Universal Studios, and Reginald Denny appeared in person. Exactly 100 years later, Denny's granddaughter Kimberly Pucci appeared at the theater and the film was shown again, along with That's My Daddy from a couple of years later. It was a packed house, and between David Packard reminiscing over the history of the theater, Pucci talking about her grandfather, Packard winning an award, and the quality of these old silent films of Denny's, it was a magical night.
An advertisement for the film in the paper in 1925 had this line printed in large letters underneath a picture of Denny: "They ran me ragged and left me flat! - - I tell you there are too many women!" A poster hyped it suggestively as "There's enough laughing dynamite in this rollicking picture to blow your risibilities sky-high. It all revolves around a revolving folding-bed, with the revolvers owned by the husbands of the girls in the folding-bed. It's the wildest, maddest whirl of fun you've ever seen!"
While the film features Denny juggling dinner dates with three different women in the same restaurant with another one back in the bathtub of his apartment, it's more madcap fun than suggestive. You could think of it as essentially a meet-cute that is complicated by the addition of three other women. Those include the wife of a friend he's been asked to entertain, because he's "safe" (Lilyan Tashman), the wealthy widow he's been asked to cozy up to so she'll continue donating to the university (Cissy Fitzgerald), and his old girlfriend who turns up because she's unhappy in her marriage (Margaret Livingstone). All of them get in the way of the woman he really wants, the one his cousin told him about (Marian Nixon). And how can you blame him? She's cute as a button in her cloche hat and packs a mean roundhouse if she feels like she's being harassed (in contrast to her cousin calling her "helpless").
As Denny's character tries to manage all of these women without offending them or putting himself in a compromising position (particularly when the bruiser husband, played by Lionel Braham, turns up looking for his wife), the film builds to a crescendo of furious running around in the halls of his apartment building. Despite not being known for comedy, Denny is quite funny throughout the film, but once the premise had been established, it seemed like it went on a little too long in the same vein.
The film genuinely has its moments though, including Denny and Nixon each imagining what the other must be like based on what they've been told (images which are way off), Denny going through all sorts of contortions when an ice cube goes down his back on the dance floor, him in his panic thinking another man is going back and forth and blocking his way (it's a giant mirror), and him throwing his old girlfriend into his Murphy bed and folding her up to try to hide her. It ends ironically with the conclusion to the book his character is attempting to write, one that posits the question "did man descend from the apes?" which, after he puts a stop to the wild shenanigans by getting into "cave man" mode and takes charge, is in the affirmative.
