2025: Blood, White & Blue

Never use better films to promote your movie the whole

point of making a horror comedy is to be funny.

This not first film to be a mock buster look at Asylum films,

the whole point of a parody or mocking a block buster film is not make it serious,they could made a fictitious

president like countless other films why a former

President Trump I will give everyone a hint the film maker

doesn't like Trump,The Dead Don't Die suffers the same

fate many of us like our films to be entertaining and not

political the whole point of watching a movie is to escape

politics if I want serious subject.

The title is great.

Pity no one bothered to put any actual effort or thought into making a movie. I've seen Jr High school plays that had better writing, directing, sound, and acting.

Hell, just about anybody with an iPhone or a decent PC can make a better movie. Who did the writer/director/stutman/make-up tech have to (insert intimate personal act) to get this anything like this kind of publicity and distribution deal? Was he some mobster's idiot cousin who just wanted a SAG card?

Oh, and I didn't even get to whatever passes for political discussion/parody in this abomination because it failed the blank screen test within 15 minutes. Don't know what "The Blank Screen Test" is? It's when you ask yourself "Would I rather finish watching this, or just sit staring at a blank screen for the same amount of time?" If your answer is the latter, than the "entertainment" has failed.

I lasted about 15 minutes on this. I understand you get what you pay for, and i assume that the people involved in this got what they paid for. The budget couldn't have been much. The acting explains why these people aren't A...B...C...or even D list actors. Acting like anything in life is a talent. These actors tried, and did the best they could i guess. But they will never be confused with real actors. And this movie will never be confused with a real movie. Go into this with very low expectations and you will not be disappointed. The "disguise" some guy was wearing at the beginning? Really?? It looked like it was done by a 5 year old.

A moronic, simpleton plot made to discredit POTUS 45.

The real enemy of freedom and prosperity is 46 (forty sick) Such a thinly vailed, partisan story line as to insult the intelligence of a pithed frog.

The acting is wooden at best, and they were probably paid by all the pizza they could eat. Not one scintilla of intelligent dialog or scenes. After watching parts of this turkey, I needed to Purge. 2hours and 15 minutes of your life that you will never recover.

As I write, I struggle to find ANY positive thing in this movie. The only thing I can come with is that I finally shut it off for fear of losing my dinner.

A try simply because i wanted to, but they dont deliver comedy the way i like it. Its not that they try, some of the thoughts and ideas couldve easily become hot stuff and well worth trying but it drowns in its own verbal dysaspirative dialouges. Also humour , either black or elsewise, need the wink of an eye, they have to look or behave like they are doing some fun to win my heart, which they cant in this ultrahomemade comedy lullaby called 2025 blood, white and blue.

What really suicides this film at first glance is the playtime, 135 minutes!!!!! And if you shall consider watching be aware that its a primitive production, very A4 caracters, its made on a dime and so, and the cast is merely with few exeptions untrained wannabe amateurs. They gave me a few laughs, and that was when the acts were speeded up with a fun music lingering in the background. That is a forgotten method of filmaking these days, what would benny hill show, or the norwegian trio called KLM been without double speed acting , slap stick and pantomime. They were real funny back in the 60's and 70's and won millions of hearts out there for their pranks...

so that is my tip to the next project make a double or triple sped up movie, cause this cast may be extremely talented for that kinda special genre, then the grumpy old man will watch and laugh again.