The entirety of the grocery/errand list Lassie hands Juliet around the 15 minute mark reads as follows (typos included exactly as they were written on the list):
FROM THE DESK OF
CARLTON LASSITER
CHIEF OF POLICE
1. Finish lily's castle bed
2. get 50 lbs flour
3. beets
4. beet juice
5. steaks (32, large, marbled, dry aged)
6. reprimand paper boy
7. red line laundry motor
8. weed beach path
9. eliminate hippies
10. detail tacklebox
11. clean rod
12. tape
Galavant (2015)
13. stain sawhorse
14. update Alan Jackson playlist
15. dig luau pit
16. squirrel gps
17. ammo case inventory
18. move drywall sheets
19. confide in mailman
20. tap class?
21. sharpen fillet knife
22. sharpen wit
23. flat iron chest hairs
24. wiretap mom?
25. filter ppm down 10
26. wax boots
27. get propane
28. polish canon
29. chuck norris fan letter
30. bud norris fan letter
31. Mrs. Norris hate letter
32. support basic cable
33. reverse vasectomy
34. mountaineer
35. yell at nature
36. whittle
37. repress emotions
38. find the source of the smell
39. burn cousin prom pics
40. pre-register for ironman
41. dig pool
42. re-felt pool table
43. walk through mud run
44. rotate tires
45. rotate traps
46. chop onions
47. chirping bird d-day plan
48. reclassify cults
49. send hank birthday boots
50. update false address
51. re-alphabetize suspect wall
52. create frank turner party mix
53. audit braiding class
54. why does oregon pump your gas?
55. practice pokerface
56. solve black dahlia
57. find waldo
58. take risks
59. videotapes!
60. try sixtyone
61. Lenon=Lenin?
62. forget
63. forgive
64. forget the forgiving
65. 100 beanbags-red
66. Rewatch bolero
67. Unite the country
68. okay to knit?
69. retrofit bird net for fish
70. say "awww yeah" once
71. rethink disco
72. carve paddle to sea
73. weave something
74. question life
75. blow glass
76. repipe repipe repipe
77. wax the car
78. sand the floor
79. paint the fence
80. erase big daddy
81. find lauren
82. update crap list
83. seek mint allergy cure
84. SE.I.Z.E.
85. dry clean old glory
86. backyard kickboxing ring
87. carve single log canoe
88. smelt
89. miranda someone
90. find bouldering club
91. tan remaining hides
92. reblade left skates
93. reblade right skates
