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Chocolate Lizards

Original title: Accidental Texan
  • 2023
  • PG-13
  • 1h 44m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
838
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Bruce Dern, Thomas Haden Church, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Rudy Pankow in Chocolate Lizards (2023)
Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.
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Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dir... Read allErwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.

  • Director
    • Mark Lambert Bristol
  • Writers
    • Julie B. Denny
    • Cole Thompson
  • Stars
    • Thomas Haden Church
    • Rudy Pankow
    • Carrie-Anne Moss
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    838
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Mark Lambert Bristol
    • Writers
      • Julie B. Denny
      • Cole Thompson
    • Stars
      • Thomas Haden Church
      • Rudy Pankow
      • Carrie-Anne Moss
    • 12User reviews
    • 15Critic reviews
    • 51Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 3 wins & 3 nominations total

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    Thomas Haden Church
    Thomas Haden Church
    • Merle
    Rudy Pankow
    Rudy Pankow
    • Erwin Vandeveer
    Carrie-Anne Moss
    Carrie-Anne Moss
    • Faye
    Bruce Dern
    Bruce Dern
    • Scheermeyer
    AnnaClare Hicks
    AnnaClare Hicks
    • Shay Tatum
    David DeLao
    David DeLao
    • Mule
    Selase Botchway
    Selase Botchway
    • Big Gus
    Jake Ryan
    Jake Ryan
    • Chad Ronson
    Mark Nutter
    Mark Nutter
    • Don Brock
    Brad Leland
    Brad Leland
    • Max Dugan
    Julio Cesar Cedillo
    Julio Cesar Cedillo
    • Sheriff Nall
    • (as Julio Cedillo)
    Vivi Thai
    Vivi Thai
    • First Assistant Director
    Jordan Hunter Jones
    Jordan Hunter Jones
    • Special Effects Tech
    • (as Jordan Jones)
    Brian Villalobos
    Brian Villalobos
    • Simon
    Sarah J. Bartholomew
    Sarah J. Bartholomew
    • Tara Lane
    Coy Sevier
    Coy Sevier
    • Moose
    Ashley Ella Park
    Ashley Ella Park
    • Candice
    Jennifer Griffin
    Jennifer Griffin
    • Martha Hilliard
    • Director
      • Mark Lambert Bristol
    • Writers
      • Julie B. Denny
      • Cole Thompson
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    User reviews12

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    9dansearles0

    Wonderful

    I'm not a Texan but I lived there when I was 5 to 6 years old and again when I was 19 to 20. This movie is wonderful. Reminds me of my time ranch folks just like that real Cowboys wonderful people just like the ones fictionally portrayed here it's funny, touching and real. Thomas Aiden Church may be setting himself up to take all the Sam Elliott film roles if he keeps this up. The whole cast, including the young actor from Outer Banks, Rudy Pankow As well as Carrie-Anne Moss Really stand out in the whole cast is terrific. Special shout out goes to the great Bruce Dern Man, he has had a wonderful career with quite a final act from Nebraska to this movie to once upon a Time in Hollywood. That role was supposed to go to Burt Reynolds, but ends up being another feather in Derns cap... Really love this film.
    8malmevik77

    A nostalgia tale saved by underdogs

    Accidental Texan

    A film set in the middle of ranch country, Texas, Accidental Texan stars Erwin, an aspiring actor who blew an audition in New Orleans in such an hysterical, ridiculous fashion that I couldn't stop laughing. Since the rest of the film tries to be much more serious, I'm not sure what was up with that zany beginning.

    On the way back to Hollywood, still dressed in his costume and outfitted with his special effects rig, Erwin's Prius breaks down in Buffalo Gap, a city of about 10 people it seems. The auto repair guy tries to take advantage of our city boy, but is saved by a roughneck, Merle, whose oil drilling business is on the edge of collapse.

    The film then goes into serious mode as Merle and Erwin go on a mission to save the business by trying to find oil before an evil tycoon and his lackey bankers do. The villainy is so cartoony it's ridiculous, but I still enjoyed their work to save Merle's business.

    Erwin is more than an accidental Texan; he becomes an accidental son-figure, to Merle's father-figure, as they go about mending their own pain with as little emotion as possible. Carrie-Anne Moss, as Faye the waitress, reminds the pair that the emotions are there, and she uses that power to help save the day. Instead of waving money at people, she brings them together for a common goal that inspires feelings of nostalgia that lead to a new future.

    It's so Hallmark channel it's not even funny, but I still enjoyed it. There's a gun battle, a stampede of cows, hard drinking, and a loyal roughneck crew that love rampaging through the environment looking for oil to make money. It's the daydream of every Red state Republican thinking about the good ole days that never actually existed. Family values are explored and admired. Making money, at any cost, is only trumped by a small business underdog, trying to do the same thing.

    But, I'll say it again, I enjoyed it. It is a shame that folks with ranches or farms from before the twentieth century are losing their livelihood due to technicalities on leases, or a reduction in demand in farm products causing foreclosures. It was fun to see people beat "the man", even though it's fiction.
    9laurie-54796

    Delightful and Fun

    As a West Texas girl, I knew I had to see this picture and so very glad I did! The cinematography was beautiful, the storyline refreshing (clean, funny at times, touching at others), acting was wonderful, music was incredible. I enjoyed every minute of this feel-good, kind of old-fashioned film where the audience roots for the good guys who aren't perfect, but earn our concern and care.

    Sure, the "bad" guys and their ploys are a bit melodramatic but that's what makes this type of film fun. The good guys are a bit flawed and that's what makes us relate to them and like them. It's a new twist on the fish out of water theme, but I never anticipated what would happen next like we do in so many movies today. And what's a movie about Texas without an homage to Whataburger?

    Highly recommend (both the film and Whataburger!).
    10jhjhbrown

    Loved it!

    Thomas Haden Church has been a favorite of mine since Wings, and he didn't disappoint in Accidental Texan! This movie shines with witty banter, heartfelt character stories, and great west Texas scenery. What's not to love about good old fashioned story telling? Rudy Pankow delivers the audience a tale of a young man trying to forge his own path is life, but realizes sometimes we need a little help from friends we meet along the way. We don't always realize who is going to go from being a casual acquaintance to a family we didn't know we always needed. A+ writing with wonderful acting and good cinematography!
    10bnoble-50071

    Enjoyable and well-told story with strong acting

    Came to this movie with no expectations and loved it. Funny and entertaining with just the right amount of drama to be an engaging nail-biter. Mark Bristol did a great job directing and the cinematography was excellent too. I want to find the town where it was filmed (somewhere in tree-less Texas) and have a cup of coffee at the cafe.

    Thomas Haden Church, Rudy Pankow and Carrie-Anne Moss gave great performances and Bruce Dern is always a pleasure to watch. Shout out to the woman who played Roxy: Her performance was spot on for what you would expect to see in a county office.

    Going to watch it again with my 10-year-old son as it is clean and includes some good messages about work ethic.

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    • Trivia
      Accidental Texan is named one of C&I's Top 10 Best Cowboys, Gunslingers and New Western's of 2024.
    • Goofs
      At the beginning of the movie the map misspells the city of Tucson as Tuscon.
    • Soundtracks
      Until We Meet Again
      (uncredited)

      Written by Joe Lervold

      Performed by The Joel Evans Quartet

      Courtesy of MasterSource

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    • Release date
      • March 8, 2024 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official sites
      • Apple TV Store (MENA)
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    • Also known as
      • Accidental Texan
    • Production company
      • Julie B. Denny Productions
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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $292,687
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $137,699
      • Mar 10, 2024
    • Gross worldwide
      • $292,687
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      1 hour 44 minutes
    • Color
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