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Chocolate Lizards

Original title: Accidental Texan
  • 2023
  • PG-13
  • 1h 44m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
849
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Bruce Dern, Thomas Haden Church, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Rudy Pankow in Chocolate Lizards (2023)
Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.
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Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dir... Read allErwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he's taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle's dreams are foreclosed.

  • Director
    • Mark Lambert Bristol
  • Writers
    • Julie B. Denny
    • Cole Thompson
  • Stars
    • Thomas Haden Church
    • Rudy Pankow
    • Carrie-Anne Moss
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    849
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Mark Lambert Bristol
    • Writers
      • Julie B. Denny
      • Cole Thompson
    • Stars
      • Thomas Haden Church
      • Rudy Pankow
      • Carrie-Anne Moss
    • 12User reviews
    • 15Critic reviews
    • 51Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 3 wins & 3 nominations total

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    Thomas Haden Church
    Thomas Haden Church
    • Merle
    Rudy Pankow
    Rudy Pankow
    • Erwin Vandeveer
    Carrie-Anne Moss
    Carrie-Anne Moss
    • Faye
    Bruce Dern
    Bruce Dern
    • Scheermeyer
    AnnaClare Hicks
    AnnaClare Hicks
    • Shay Tatum
    David DeLao
    David DeLao
    • Mule
    Selase Botchway
    Selase Botchway
    • Big Gus
    Jake Ryan
    Jake Ryan
    • Chad Ronson
    Mark Nutter
    Mark Nutter
    • Don Brock
    Brad Leland
    Brad Leland
    • Max Dugan
    Julio Cesar Cedillo
    Julio Cesar Cedillo
    • Sheriff Nall
    • (as Julio Cedillo)
    Vivi Thai
    Vivi Thai
    • First Assistant Director
    Jordan Hunter Jones
    Jordan Hunter Jones
    • Special Effects Tech
    • (as Jordan Jones)
    Brian Villalobos
    Brian Villalobos
    • Simon
    Sarah J. Bartholomew
    Sarah J. Bartholomew
    • Tara Lane
    Coy Sevier
    Coy Sevier
    • Moose
    Ashley Ella Park
    Ashley Ella Park
    • Candice
    Jennifer Griffin
    Jennifer Griffin
    • Martha Hilliard
    • Director
      • Mark Lambert Bristol
    • Writers
      • Julie B. Denny
      • Cole Thompson
    • All cast & crew
    • Production, box office & more at IMDbPro

    User reviews12

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    10semoabravo

    Drill baby drill

    A "normal" movie, like it used to be all movies before this crazy times that we live these days...about what is really important: life as it is, good or bad, there's always a chance if you are still breathing. God bless!

    It's a shame that today's films diverge so drastically, essentially serving as propaganda to push the big movie companies' social-political agenda.

    Of course, anyone who signs up to Netflix, Disney+, and other background noise will find a thousand "problems" with this film, beginning with the subject, actor selection, and orthodox message portrayed. Let's be honest, there are no longer any decent films, with only one kid of good Hollywood production movie released each year... so let's be grateful that there are still "normal" films like this one. Don't look outside the box when watching this film, as its values remain within it.
    10blesstegan

    A great Texas film!

    Accidental Texan was an amazing movie!! The cast was fabulous, the acting was amazing, the story line was fantastic and the setting is beautiful! If you're an Outer Banks fan, you will absolutely LOVE this movie considering Rudy is a star in it!

    I grew up in Texas and I think Accidental Texan portrays Texas so well. The beautiful farmlands and the sweet southern people!

    If you're wanting to watch a heartwarming, wholesome, funny and family friendly movie.. This one is for you!!

    I highly suggest taking the time out of your day to watch this film!! I personally cannot wait to watch it again!!
    6ferguson-6

    now I'm a land man ... action

    Greetings again from the darkness. Life in west Texas can be harsh. There is nothing romantic or picturesque about the land ... unless you are one of the lucky land/lease owners who have become rich by striking oil. Complementing his long career in the art departments of some massive blockbusters, Mark Lambert Bristol directs his second feature film from a script Julie B Denny, adapted from the 1999 novel "Chocolate Lizards" by Cole Thompson.

    Former Harvard student Erwin Vandeveer (Rudy Pankow, who I also saw in 5 LBS OF PRESSURE this week) has just gotten his big break as an actor. He hits the road for the drive from Los Angeles to New Orleans, and is awed by having his name on a set trailer. Now, we've all had some jerk ruin the moment during a movie by checking a cell phone, but you've never seen it happen to the extreme that Erwin experiences when his goes off during his first scene. It's funny for us and devastating for him. On the trip home (after being fired from the movie), his Saab breaks down in Buffalo Gap, Texas. At the local diner run by Faye (Carrie-Anne Moss of THE MATRIX fame), oil driller Merle (Thomas Haden Church, SIDEWAYS, 2004) makes a deal with the desperate Erwin: Use his acting skills to impersonate a land man, and Merle will pay for the car repairs.

    Erwin soon realizes Merle is every bit as desperate as he is. The bank is ready to foreclose on his rig, sending him into bankruptcy. His window is narrow to save his business, way of life, and pride. An unconventional (and not altogether above-board) collaboration with Erwin, is Merle's last hope, as is a plot of land owned by local old codger Scheermeyer (Bruce Dern, at age 88, his 65 year career is still going strong). The age-old battle of the 'little guy' taking on the big and corrupt system is at play here, and the clock is ticking.

    Most of this is easily predictable, yet the three lead actors work their magic to ensure we remain on board and engaged. Thomas Haden Church is especially effective here, though we do wish Carrie-Anne Moss was given more to do. The ending is pretty hokey, and has a "sports movie" feel ... you know, last second Touchdown, game winning Home Run, or buzzer-beater basket. Still, we all can appreciate a feel-good story, and a reminder that when folks are at their lowest point, sometimes it only takes a helping hand from a neighbor, or even a stranger, to pick them back up.

    In theaters beginning March 8, 2024.
    9dansearles0

    Wonderful

    I'm not a Texan but I lived there when I was 5 to 6 years old and again when I was 19 to 20. This movie is wonderful. Reminds me of my time ranch folks just like that real Cowboys wonderful people just like the ones fictionally portrayed here it's funny, touching and real. Thomas Aiden Church may be setting himself up to take all the Sam Elliott film roles if he keeps this up. The whole cast, including the young actor from Outer Banks, Rudy Pankow As well as Carrie-Anne Moss Really stand out in the whole cast is terrific. Special shout out goes to the great Bruce Dern Man, he has had a wonderful career with quite a final act from Nebraska to this movie to once upon a Time in Hollywood. That role was supposed to go to Burt Reynolds, but ends up being another feather in Derns cap... Really love this film.
    10joelblaylock

    What great about West Texas people?

    Hats off to Brad Leland for his great performance

    A great movie about a great part of Texas

    The true heart and soul of these people.

    Rough necks unite !

    We all need help getting back on our feet!

    The people of West Texas will help you find hour heart soul- once again!!

    Its truly a different part of Texas!

    Go there and see for yourself!!

    It shows how a movie made in texasTexas

    can really be fun and exciting.

    Bruce Derrn. Excellent in this

    Dont miss this great example of whats its like to be down on your luck- and to trust other people to help you find your way!

    Dont miss your chance to see a totally different world in a new light!

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    • Trivia
      Originally set to be filmed in Abilene, TX but changed to Buffalo Gap for a smaller town vibe. Abilene has a population around 150,000 while Buffalo Gap is only around 500 and is located about 15 miles south of Abilene.
    • Goofs
      At the beginning of the movie the map misspells the city of Tucson as Tuscon.
    • Soundtracks
      Until We Meet Again
      (uncredited)

      Written by Joe Lervold

      Performed by The Joel Evans Quartet

      Courtesy of MasterSource

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    • Release date
      • March 8, 2024 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official sites
      • Apple TV Store (MENA)
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    • Also known as
      • Accidental Texan
    • Production company
      • Julie B. Denny Productions
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    Box office

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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $292,687
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $137,699
      • Mar 10, 2024
    • Gross worldwide
      • $292,687
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 44m(104 min)
    • Color
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