The Adventures of Badcock & Barrett

Certainly one of Dick Bush's least interesting features, this sort of Reality-TV approach profiling two of Brit Porn's more indelible actresses is repetitious and frankly boring. Each scene is previewed with flash-forwards, and star Lolly Badcock is allowed to masturbate over and over in the most tiresome fashion.

Seems that Lolly cannot stand to sit still for a second without sticking fingers or an outsized dildo into her own pussy, perhaps entertaining for her but hardly the stuff that audience dreams are made of. The beautiful Michelle B., here using her Barrett surname, brings her big breasts to the show, mirrored in one scene by the similar build and blonde looks of Carmel Moore, and contrasted in another by the UK's favorite jail-bait star Susie Best.

Demetri and Keiran Lee handle the cock work, and Bush presents it all mostly as a BTS gone wild. Get a script next time, Mr. B.