Jersey Bred

This is what it is like if those steroid injecting spray tan, alcoholic, women abuser guys on Jersey Shore tried to make a mob movie. Full of cliches, some of the worst action and dialogue ever put to film.

It makes the average direct to DVD of those has been 90s action guys look like something fit for the Criterion Collection.

It was like they took random ideas from anything with the word mafia in it and put it in a blender and used all the cut up words. Full of tropes and cringe sets, poor cinematography , bad lighting, bad sound and terrible blocking, boom mics all over the place.

The average film student could make a better film in under a week.