Halloween at Aunt Ethel's

2018's roll of terrible movies continues, it truly has become one of the worst movie years in history.

Halloween at Aunt Ethels tells the wafer thin story of a mysterious old lady who rumor has it kills and cooks children on Halloween. Is it true or is it merely an urban legend? Better question, can you find it in yourself to care?

An independent comedy horror I have to say it fails on both fronts. The character development dominates the film, the actual "Horror" rarely gets started and the comedy? This is not a funny film.

It's essentially a naff horror with a couple of jokes total throughout the film. Granted the jokes are quite funny but oddly enough I expected more within the 90 minutes!

The film simply never gets started, it contains plenty of T&A, it has a little bit of gore but beyond that? Absolutely nothing. This is shoddy film making, they have absolutely no idea how to structure a film and when the credits roll you'll be left deeply confused as to what you just watched.

The Good:

Boobs, I'm a simple man

The Bad:

Never really gets going

Awfully structured

Little comedy

First of all, I decided to watch this because it had a 7.3 rating. The reason is because there were only three reviews at the time, with a 1 a 2 and a 10. The 10 was highly suspicious. So in order to try and drag the rating down to something that doesn't fool potential viewers, I'm adding another review.

This isn't a putrid film, but it isn't a great film either. It's more of an "eh" film. The "teens" are all annoying and spoiled, and I wanted them all to die. And having "Aunt Ethel" being portrayed as a nasty, evil witch was, in my opinion, a major mistake. I was expecting a kindly, matronly looking woman who you'd never suspect of being a child killer. Their use of music would match that appearance, but it didn't match a witch. The editing was choppy and the ending out of nowhere. I was bored through the entire film, but was determined to see if it would somehow redeem itself but no, it did not.

The best I can do is a 3. Grudgingly.

This is a film for the young and restless,that whirls multitaskingly, and cant spare a moment of after thinking.,its very very cheap, bad costumes,bad make-up,editing and sound a 3rd grade,seems like the only premise cast wise is big tits and 6-pack. the whole story stinks till nearly abrubt shut down to the average overaged viewer. some of the music are rythmic and nice, so are some of the bestialic items that aunty cooks food on, the making of the toe nail chocolate crackers were a highlight among a few other cruelties.

what could have lurked up the stars to a higher level is to stop saying'' hey'' in every second sentence, and teach the aspiring actors to scream properly.

i will not recommend, its boring and will never watch this junk again

Vulgar, lowbrow and dumb. This movie is genre comedy but it's not funny at all. I turned off the movie after 35 minutes because this junk was too stupid for me.

Clearly there are loads of FAKE reviews here, because this film is horrendous.

It actually started off reasonably well but right after the titles (and we're talking in less than 10 minutes) it takes a nosedive and just suck big time.

Bad and stoopid story. Horrible acting. And sucky direction.

The music is halfway decent.