Earth Has Fallen

First, I will admit... I didn't have high expectations of this movie. From the first minute, it screams "I'm a low budget movie made by someone who thought about being a movie producer in high school, but went on to work in a button factory instead "

After enduring this dreadfully drawn out waste of 73 minutes of my life I will never get back, the absolute BEST thing I got out of this movie was the deep belly laughs I got from these EXCELLENT reviews here!

I can't believe that whatever tiny portion of my Amazon Prime membership that was used to pay (Hopefully not more than 32 cents) for the privilege of showing this "work of art" was wasted. Surely the 5th grade film club at the elementary school can produce something better.

Hope you enjoyed my rant, the most joy that I got from this movie.

Sorry, I didn't Survive to the end of the movie, it's what usually happens with movies on Amazon prime ..just not worth wasting my time!

That was painful! I don't like to be overly critical of other people's efforts, but this was pretty much off the rails from the beginning. I can't say I minded the lack of dialogue, it probably kept me from laughing and missing something else farcical. In the time it took to watch this, I could have done one or more of the following: caught and flossed a feral cat, learned new inappropriate phrases in multiple foreign languages, jammed toothpicks under all my fingernails and toenails, or found a freshly loaded dumpster behind a Mexican food restaurant to nap in. Any of the above would have been a.more productive use of my time. That was 71 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

I liked this simple, low budget movie much better than some of the Hollywood "blockbusters" I have seen recently. It is subtle and well done with not attempt at gratuitous violence it what is a violent time, it suggests any such actions rather than shows them in a delicate yet believable way. Worth a watch although the ending is too drawn out.

If I was to die the slowest possible death, it would be to combine a fire that would burn me to death, that would take the entire length of this movie, while having to watch it simultaneously.

A fate I could not wish on my worst enemy, because that would be the epitome of hell. Thankfully no one talked during this movie, because as painfully slow as this movie drew out, I can only imagine how terrible the dialogue would have been if it was added in as well.

I hope you found this useful; please excuse me while I now stick my head in this wood chipper.