The J.A.G.U.A.R. Morning Show

If your an unemployed florist who just moved back in with her parents to a small town of Indiana and need help filling the endless void of days with laughter than this is the show for you. Presented by two fabulous men in various outfits that are becoming for men of their age and an inexplicable but tasteful amount of Ben Kronberg than you are in for a treat. In this stunning, breathtaking morning show (delivered to you every Tuesday and Thursday at 9-1am mountain time) you will be taken through a myriad of emotions and you won't be sorry. This general morning time talk show format is taken out to pasture by Jay and Andy who will tickle your heart and fill your cheeks with laughter. SPOILER ALERT: You will not be sorry.

Andy and Jay will make you laugh, and then they'll make you laugh some more. Then they'll have on super fun local guests, or a slew of random reptiles, or they'll make you exercise, and regardless of what happens it'll be a good time. If you miss the good ol' days of low budget local TV shows, well, they're still here, my friends. And it's glorious. Living in Denver, but don't support this show? What is your PROBLEM?!

Sorry. I yelled. It's just this show is a lot of fun, and it's free to watch, so what are you waiting for? Oh, is it not Tuesday or Thursday? Then that's understandable, but it's the only reasonable excuse.