War Raiders

After reading the above review by ntvandegrift, I'm convinced that it is in fact Mark Polonia writing his own review. Nice try Mark.

We saw the reviews. We laughed. Wife was insistent to watch it. Now I have to decide if I should murder her or not.

The most thrilling part of this movie is the moment vomit reaches the top of your throat and you have only seconds to choose between getting to the bathroom in time and uninstalling Tubi for allowing this steaming pile of zero f#k$ to be shown on their channel.

There is literally nothing good or accurate about any aspect of this movie. It's not even cultishly bad. It's just terrible on every.single.level. Random clothing. Commander is overweight with a goatie. "Sarge" is wearing pajamas with a machine gun ammo belt but no machine gun. Countless times they pretend to fire machine guns but fake recoild like it's a single fire. That "special effects" bomb fire? Are you serious? At one point I swear they even have an "american soldier" in a ditch right beside a nazi and they are both shooting at the nazis together. These clowns need to be permanently banned from making another publicly released movie.

I've had less than a year's worth of Adobe Premiere experience and I could have done better than this on my first day of learning.

I would expel high school students for making a movie that was even 50% better than this.

This movie helped me to decide to put a shotgun in my mouth and blow my brains out when I'm finished typing. I shot up 8 times just to make it through the agony of watching this. I'd rather have Mandingo put it in my Bum than to see this again. :(

Shockingly bad I lasted three minutes in this movie with the uniforms are brand new the guns don't even sound right when they're shooting the 3-D graphics in the movie are laughable the acting is laughable and the script is laughable! I think kids probably in the drama class could've done this 10 times better sorry I couldn't last past three minutes!

If you gave me a quarter the budget, I could make a better movie. The acting is wooden, the dialogue is stilted and forced, the writers have no clue about history or military knowledge, and have cheaply inserted video from any old war footage they could find (even some from sixty years after the war they're portraying). A little basic research would have gone loooooong way!