Sardonicast

The most ambitious crossover event since Infinity War, three sardonic internet reviewers join forces to create Sardonicast, a podcast all about movies. Meet Adum, the gay furry, Alex, the hater, and Ralph, the closeted filmmaker/college student by day and jenkem addict by night.

The general format of every episode generally goes as follows:

News/Recent events in film and the internet

Discussing new films in theaters

Discussing the film assigned from the last episode

Answering Q&A

Assigning a new film for everyone to watch and discuss in the next episode (each host rotates with recommendations)

Adum is the unofficial leader of the group, often driving the discussions. Ralph talks the second most since he has the most film making experience. Alex usually talks the least, mostly because he hates everything, including himself, and spends a majority of the episodes brooding and thinking about all the things he hates about his co-hosts. Alex hates numerical scores, something Adum and Ralph both use to grade movies. He also hates furries, and the fact that Adum is one sexy horsie boi just infuriates him even more. He hates superhero movies, a frequent discussion topic. He hates the English language, the very language the show is in. He hates the human race, of which Ralph, Adum, and even himself are a part of! Not to mention he hates YouTube, the very site their videos are uploaded! This palpable tension creates a sexually titillating atmosphere that really butters my croissant. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who loves sexy bois talking about movies.

11/5 Would Yiff and Sniff Jenkem again. Wouldn've been a 12, but Ralphie boi hasn't come out of the furry closet yet.

Cool, say things that I agree with sometimes, say things I disagree with sometimes. Sometimes say things I'm pretty sure they don't know what they're talking about, "If you really think about it any book can be awesome", have you read a book? Neat otherwise.

My personal favorite character is Adum from YourMovieSucksDOTOrg. He's a gay furry that gets irritated about everything, and that speaks to me on multiple levels.

If you enjoy Adum, IHateSomethings and Ralphthemoviemaker, then you're gonna love this. They argue about moving pictures and every time that happens I come... into my bedroom and cry from such intellect and memeable essence. They also sniff jenkem, talk about marrying the crew behind Chips, and

Y.ell I.n F.riendly people's F.aces

. I was originally an atheism, but after this I found myself closer to Alvin Flang everyday. Ralph should coume out of the closet right about now. And I'm giving this one a 6/10.

Ralph Sepe, Alex Durrplant, and a talking equine join forces in this Millennial shamble that further deforms mainstream film analysism - finishing what the supposedly hip Roger Ebert started. This decidedly Barack-esque mixture of man and animal is evocative of Millennial liberals' carefree atheism and casual dabbling in multiculturalism and leftist beast worship à la the demonic Moto-Moto.

Nothing of the sort is to be found in sharp-witted works like the catechist epic "Batman v Superman", continually dismissed by the snarky "Sardonicast" feminists for nanoscopic perceived flaws (e.g. nothing "making sense" - a favorite rhetorical defenestration among nihilistic Millennial spectators, no longer required to understand Snyder's hopeful edifice or subtle Jesus symbolography). They favor unpleasant mullock like "The Lighthouse" - a trite Béla Tarr wannabe for smug nihilists who are dumb - and the ultra woke "Blade Runner 2049" over something that may vaccinate their godless Millenial indulgence (see the all too frequent snorting of jenkem).

They smugly flout the wholesome guidance Derek Savage brings to an otherwise increasingly indoctrinated child audience with the mythic "Cool Cat", the life-affirming prophet personified by Neil Breen in his mystically aware five-part odyssey, and the traditionalist masculine sense of leadership (denied by liberal snowflake nihilists) rediscovered in "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot". The unsubtle hatred of Mars Bars, which I believe the horse has rated 6/10, confirms the priorities of Millennial pretend-critics and their plato-socialismic miseducationism.

The horsie is gay, yes, but you will want to purchase a VHS of the fine "Chuck and Larry" over this.

/Armond White