Miami Heat

I have no clue how some people here give this movie a 8 or even 9 star rating :D The "story" has been told a 100 times (father saves daughter), there's no acting what so ever, the editing and action scenes (if you can call it action scenes, it's slapp stick to me) are not even worthy a B movie. This is just a very terrible movie.

From the beginning where the band is playing and it's intertwined with scenes of the characters who will appear in this "movie," every minute of this is a pain to get through. We have a LONG opening credit sequence of the "actor's" names like it's some big name actor fest and it's a bunch of people you've never heard of with straight to DVD "credits" if you can even call them that. They keep flashing to supremely ugly women at a pool for some reason and when one of them was getting out of the pool, rubbing her hands up and down her body, I knew we were in trouble.

The acting and direction is so poor, it's hard to tell what's going on. We see one waitress at the pool being told to go to the bosses office. There's some pervert guy at the bar watching girls in the pool and all over and suddenly when the waitress gets to the boss's office, the pervert guy is already there. How did they manage that? Or was it just bad editing? (the latter).

The main guy cannot act and most people in this either can't act or overact. Worst are the "fight scenes" are so poorly done, I'm talking the type of fight scene you have with your buddies in the front yard when you're seven.

I couldn't get through this. I had to stop about a third of the way in. So poorly done and the constant music is just awful.

I'm still wondering why this was made.

I don't know how to describe this movie. It's beyond words. But it was awful plain and simple. In fact it's beyond awful. And that me being polite about it.

This is the type of movie that I'd expect amateurs or untalented first year film school students would produce.

Acting is wooden by all, it was left wanting. The props look so fake - do knife blades suppose to be flexible? Hmm. And the editing is extremely bad. The story flow jumps all over the place.

VERDICT: Not even on a rainy day. Give it a big miss.

Or something like that is the first thing that bangs my head. Old ufc and mma stars from behind the iron curtain dresses into the tough rough russiuan mafia militia, lots of heat and ice from hand to hand, and knucklehead after knucklehead lowers the flag as their living daylights forever ends.

Well its a revenge movie, and it serves the revenge, but to plot and tell a story this way is like shooting eachother with hubbabubba chew bubbles in the early 80's, its no news from the east front, and the testosteronedriven male cast is just a massacre towwards the proud actors guild of america. That doesnt mean the female part where any better, but from a grumpy old mans standpoint they do have better looks...

the 2 stars is simply given for some fresh musical score choise, especially the intro so try to temper your boosters before viewing. The rest is pure trash of pushers ,glorious colours and Wan King behind the camera because it never stands still. So if you pay with rubels or rubella you wont get anything else than ebola in return.

This does not even cum under the cathegory of ''timefiller''...

This movie is useful as a study on how not to make a movie. The director should share with us whatever he was smoking when he thought he was directing it.