Two bland characters with zero personality or backstory randomly hook up and decide to go hiking together for no reason at all. Then they spend several hours running through bushes and getting lost (even though there are clearly visible roads), and that is pretty much the whole body of the movie. Nothing scary or even interesting happens: people walk around, talk, walk, talk, walk and talk, get lost, get paranoid, run away, go in circles etc. The bad guys who are after the main characters also have absolutely no reason behind their actions and give zero explanation to why they do what they do. The movie blatantly steals, or rather clumsily tries to steal from the Blair Witch Project, Into The Woods, the VVitch and somehow Eyes Wide Shut(?) yet doesn't really understand what did make those films actually work. The actors are wooden and can't emote, and I've heard that the original version of the film had to be re-dubbed since the actors couldn't deliver their lines properly. But the final nail in the coffin is that the director has absolutely no idea how to show the passing of time in the film, so he has to - get this - show what time it is in the movie's universe with captions. After a while (or should I say "A few moments later") you begin to feel as if you're watching a Sponge Bob episode. And near the end it's like somebody told him how to do a montage, so there's a short montage which compresses the events of an entire year in about 20 seconds. From what I understand this is the guy's first film, so I'd cut him some slack for that in form of one extra point, no more tho. Oh, and one jump scare out of a dozen desperate ones did kinda work.
