Jesse James vs. The Black Train

I gave this 1/10 because I'm not allowed to give the score I really want to give... which is minus 11 out of ten. This film (note the sarcastic use of the word 'film') should ONLY be shown on April Fools Day so that, after watching it, everyone connected with it could burst into your living room and shout "Ha Ha H-Ha Ha, April Foo-ooool". It was shown on the tv channel 'Legend' - they often show some quite good movies so I'll forgive them for this one. I watched it open-mouthed and just thinking one word... WHY? Why was it made? Why am I still watching it? Why don't I go to the pub and get drunk? 🤔

I've made better movies in the back yard with the kids.

I bought this hoping for a good film about the Wild West. Instead what I got was utter crap. The acting was shocking and the filming looked like it was done by serious amateurs. Getting my money back straight away

I'm normally a big fan of westerns, but this one was absolutely terrible. The acting, the effects, and the way the scenes were put together was so so poor, it took away any authenticity that a good western should have. I couldn't even finish watching it, I had to put in an old Clint Eastwood western in order to make myself feel better about what I had just witnessed. Apparently they were doing a much better job at producing western films back in the 70's then what is coming out today.

I couldn't even get past the first 10min!